the act of placing your hairy and sweaty balls directly on a womans eyeballs creating the effect of hairy goggles.
Victor:Yo Dawg my girlfrieds eyes got cold skiing last night so i layed her down and gave her siberian goggles! AHAHAHA! That shit warmed her up quick
by Victor Gonzales May 5, 2006
Get the siberian goggles mug.When having intercourse with a girl who squirts, take the condom off and place it over her vagina right before her climax. Thus, the ejaculation will fill up the latex to resemble a rhinoceros horn.
by TwoDaMax March 8, 2010
Get the Siberian Rhinoceros mug.A shower usually taken with really cold water. Named after the frigid showers that inmates at a Siberian prison are forced to take daily.
My freaking landlady forgot to pay the gas bill, so we were forced to take a Siberian shower. That shit was COLD!
Man, my penis was all shriveled up after that bitch made me take a Siberian shower. I think my penis got hypothermia after that.
Man, my penis was all shriveled up after that bitch made me take a Siberian shower. I think my penis got hypothermia after that.
by Dark Overlord Azrael May 12, 2009
Get the Siberian shower mug.An extreme form of french kissing. It is very violent and involves biting the lips and tounge of the other part.
It is meant to be climaxed by biting off the tounge (or a piece of the tongue) of the girl/boy you're kissing.
(It is NOT connected to any song of the same name, but derived from the song "Nght Prty" by Raunchy)
It is meant to be climaxed by biting off the tounge (or a piece of the tongue) of the girl/boy you're kissing.
(It is NOT connected to any song of the same name, but derived from the song "Nght Prty" by Raunchy)
"I gave you a siberian kiss
when you left me at the night party.
'Have you been drinking again?'
I will not fall overboard"
-Breakdown part of the song "Nght Prty" by Raunchy
when you left me at the night party.
'Have you been drinking again?'
I will not fall overboard"
-Breakdown part of the song "Nght Prty" by Raunchy
by SibirianKisser January 15, 2012
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Fred: I bet that really cleared her intestines out.
Fred: I bet that really cleared her intestines out.
by NattyKongo January 6, 2010
Get the Siberian Firecracker mug.A Siberian mudslide can be performed via multiple sexual positions and among both heterosexual and homosexual partners, however doggystyle is the preferable position for maximum value. It is also recommended that you ingest a large helping of horse laxatives approximately 30-40 minutes before sex. After ejaculating onto your partner's back (preferably as high as possible without entering the neck area), quickly point your anus onto the semen that you've just laid and defecate as much as possible before your partner moves. Your partner will quickly realize what is transpiring, causing him or her to quickly jump up, thus causing the whitish-brown semen feces explosion to slide down his or her back, thus resembling an icy mudslide in Siberia.
Mike 1: Yo you'll never guess what I did to my wife last night!
Mike 2: Dude what???
Mike 1: I took 30 grams of pure bear laxatives, came on her back and gave her a good old Siberian mudslide.
Mike 2: Dude no way, let me get some of those laxatives and I'll try it tonight!
Mike 2: Dude what???
Mike 1: I took 30 grams of pure bear laxatives, came on her back and gave her a good old Siberian mudslide.
Mike 2: Dude no way, let me get some of those laxatives and I'll try it tonight!
by Mike and Mike the Accountants February 10, 2017
Get the Siberian mudslide mug.A sexual act during which one person's foot is inserted into a woman's vagina. In theory this act is done to keep the foot warm which is a necessity in Siberia.
by jamesgmoney March 26, 2009
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