shuke

The act of shitting in the toilet while puking in the sink.

"I drank a whole bottle of Jameson's with my friend out of tiny nightcap glasses on vacation while my girlfriend flipped out upon hearing me shuke in the guest bathroom."

by MattyFu February 12, 2010

Shukes

A feeling in your stomach that causes a person to puke and shit themselves at the same time, usually brought on by a stomach bug or food poisoning.

After eating some bad seafood, Jonny was in the bathroom all night with the shukes. It wasn't pretty.

by jonnywells February 20, 2010

Shuke

When you find yourself in the ill-fated situation where you are shitting and puking at the same time, periodically having to choose which should go in the toilet. This is usually due to food poisoning, but may be caused by other illnesses or excessive alcohol intake.

"Major shuke-fest all over the bathroom last night after I ate those crab wontons."

by shukefest May 22, 2010

shuke

Throwing up while simultaneously making a bowel movement. Usually associated with the flu or accute intoxication.

Facing imminent erruption from both ends, it was clear to T.J. that he could not decide between the two. He had no choice but to shuke.

by N. Betts February 3, 2005

shruken

A very disabled thing, person, animal....watever

It is a great insult to be called a shruken.

See also shruken hawk

"Ha Ha lookin' like a shruken for runin' into the trash can!"

by Acea'spades August 18, 2004

shuke

A compromise of keeping clean one area, while making a mess of another

If you have to shuke, what do you do first? Sit on the toilet, or stick your head in the toilet?

by gio May 27, 2004

shruken hawk

A person that is very unfair or mean, especialy to disabled or clumsy people

hater

"Man! All I did was trip, you need to quit bein' such a shruken hawk, and stop "

by Acea'spades August 18, 2004