Shwaning

When an old man tries to look up a young girls skirt without her noticing

A: I saw that perv shwaning that teenager!

B: Someone really should report him

by Jwc June 3, 2013

swonking

The act of drinking alcohol in order to become intoxicated.

"Wooohhhhhh, let's go swonking Nigel. Let's get totally swonked."

by kenturamon April 27, 2009

shkanking

shkanking

skank-shanking

Sluty lesbians pleasuring eachother in prison with homemade dildos

dude shes totally gonna be doin some shkanking in the joint

by bootycall er27 July 21, 2010

shinking

1. To stagnate and wallow in mediocrity.
2. To become bloated and uncomfortable due to lack of activity.

The profits were shinking due to lackluster sales performance.

Without exercise or doing much needed chores at home, Joanna found her body shinking.

by eruditus June 4, 2007

Shunking

A sex act of severe perversity and vigor, the process and culmination of which heavily emphasizes repetitive thrusting as well as the occasional light spank.

An extreme and depraved iteration of shunking can be seen in oysterbar.jpg

Please proceed with the shunk, as I've been lacking for a good shunking in some time.

by ttbMachiavelli March 6, 2009

Shorking

When you are at home working - and taking a dump at the same time = Shitting and working = shorking.

I'm at home shorking on an importaint project.

by QuadTrax December 1, 2010

Shwacking

The act of showering, then masturbating.

After a Delicious Italian Dinner, I think I'm going to have myself a steamy session of Shwacking at home.

by Chassssjuam August 9, 2015