Shwanking

To shit and wank at the same time

i'm bored, i'm gunna go shwanking, wanna join?

by KiwiRider March 10, 2010

Sharkinglot

A parking lot that is full the majority of the time making several cars circle the isles to find an empty spot for an extended period of time much like sharks circle their prey
Cars=Sharks

Friend: "dude go park in lot C"
Me: "No way man thats a total Sharkinglot today"

Me: "Man, I can barely back outta my spot with all these sharks around"

by JamesPatrick June 3, 2011

sharking season

Ever seen the girl of your dreams but she has a boyfriend? Well it’s time to steal her from him, the season of trying to shark your girl from her mans.

I want Susie so bad but she’s dating Chris, it’s about to be sharking season I’m gonna steal her from him.

by Bookoobabyshark October 29, 2018

Shearning

Shearning is when you get kicked out of a nightclub for wetting yourself

“Oh no I’m Shearning”

by Filthy George October 17, 2019

Sharxking

Greening out but listening to Drain Gang at the same time.

Gren: Duuuude... I'm sharxking...... *starts draining*

by shigouski February 4, 2023

sharking

Offering low prices for an item knowing full well that it's worth more than what the seller thinks
(Picture nemo shark smile)

85% buff is a shark ass offer man

blud just got sharked for this blue gem

sharking is crazy lucrative man

by anomaly85 August 30, 2023

Farmyard Shanking

The act of aggressively piercing the yolk of an egg with a fork, before whisking during the preparation of scrambled eggs.

"Dude, I could hear you farmyard shanking the shit out of those eggs this morning from the other room"

by APersuasiveTurnip September 1, 2016