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1. Giving something that belongs to you to someone else out of the goodness of your heart.

2. When two people do something together.
Let's share this piece of cake.
by Dannielle September 10, 2004
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Shmorning

An alternative for morning with a person you care about or like, or just someone who makes you smile.
Good shmorning Abby today sure is great
by TheMoonIsFake March 16, 2020
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European Sharking

1. A heinous yet undeniable satisfactory act where a man, ussually masked and hooded, qiuetly masturbates unnoticed in a corner until the moment prior to ejaculation, at which point he runs up to an unsuspecting woman and bestows his load upon her face, then sprints away before revenge can be enacted upon him

2. The process of blowing a load onto a women wearing high heels to ensure a safe get-a-way, ussually with a hidden camera man nearby to immortalize the sheer audacity of the sharker

3. For another version, see japanese sharking
"Damn european sharking got me again, time to bust out the industrial strength shampoo!"

Friend 1: Good God, arent you a whore?
Friend 2: No... it was a european sharker, the bastard!
Friend 1: Well did you make him pay for it?
Friend 2: I was wearing high heals *starts crying* he got away..
by Jakndakster November 2, 2011
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sharding

Splitting a database into several pieces, usually to improve the speed and reliability of your application.

Sharding strictly speaking is a synonym for "horizontal partitioning" or dividing up a database table by its rows.

In common use, sharding refers to having some data for an app on one database server, and other data in another. Often this is done by having specific tables hosted on specific servers, with a function determining which server contains the information being requested.

Sharding is frequently discussed with regard to large web based applications, but is not limited to any particular industry.

As a practical example, a WordPress MultiSite installation hosting several hundred thousand blogs could have the tables for sites 1-100,000 running on one database server 100,001-200,000 on another or 200,001+ on a third. An alternative sharding implementation could be to have the 50 busiest blogs' tables split between the first two servers all remaining blog data on the third server. Likewise, data could be partitioned based upon the geographic location of the web servers delivering each blog.
When our site became so popular it kept overwhelming our database servers, we looked into sharding the database between five different data centers.
by Brian Layman June 20, 2011
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Sharing is Caring

Kindergarten communism

Best response is a Liberty Prime Quote like “Death is a Preferable Alternative to Communism”
Person 1 eating candy
Person 2 can I have some
Person 1 no
Person 2 Sharing is Caring

Person 1 BETTER DEAD THAN RED
by Liberty Prime’s Canadian bro December 29, 2019
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sharking

The practice that is popular in Japan that involves the pulling down of unsuspecting women's tops in public exposing their breasts, known as "topsharking", whereas "lowsharking" involves the pulling down down of unsuspecting women's panties in public.
Wow, did you see the sharking of that young girl? Her boobs were totally exposed to the public!
by bobbyrice January 12, 2007
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sharting spider

A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential predators with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burrowing in 'tighty whiteys'.
subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"

Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
by Prince of dorkness June 21, 2010
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