sprinter

a season that falls between winter and spring in New England and Canada. Consists of snow in April. It ends around mid-April, usually.

This sprinter is confusing me. It's causing Donna and Josh to think we're getting snow on Monday when we're really getting rain.

by Karen Stickney December 24, 2008

German Sprinter

A sexual endeavor in which one dons a German World War II garb, and chases around his or her significant other until they are captured, upon which the fun begins.

So, I gave my girlfriend a German Sprinter last night, and she really tired me out. She's got some endurance!

by Flam Drags September 10, 2010

shinternet

The word Shinternet is quite simply a cross between the words Shit and Internet. Let's face it, apart from being a gateway to porn, the Internet is boring as fuck, which is why it is Shit. End of story.

http://www.pineridge1.demon.co.uk/ - this is a prime example of the absolute shite that the Shinternet is full of.

by Lee The King December 9, 2008

Boner-Shrinker

Any situation that causes you to lose your boner very rapidly.

1. When you are masturbating and your parents walk in giving you a "Boner-Shrinker".
2. Waking up in the middle of a sexy dream with a hard-on next to your FAT UGLY companion lover giving you a "Boner-Shrinker".
3. When you are at the beach with a bunch of hot chicks and you have a boner. Then you get in the ice cold water.
4. Hilary Clinton would also be considered a "Boner-Shrinker"

by 1pseudonym145 February 20, 2009

Sprinter

The combination of Spring and Winter often experienced the New England area of the United States.

It's a lovely sprinter we're having, what with a nice snow flurry in the morning topped with a rainstorm in the noon.

by UnspokenTruth June 24, 2016

Sprinter

When it's supposed to be spring, but still feels like winter.

You know I'm really getting tired of this "Sprinter", when the hell is it gonna get warm and stay that way?

by Paw Lee April 17, 2014

Sprinter Dater

A person that starts off dating at top speed before coming to a screaching hault.

Jane: Is Nick still dating that Bethany chick from last week?
Kelsey: No! He's dating Adriana.
Jane: What happened to Bethany?
Kelsey: We all know he's a sprinter dater.

by Swirl Inc. October 9, 2008