shrimpressive

adj. (1) So small that it is impressive; (2) So underwhelming that it is impressive; (3) amazingly small

John: Yo, check out the rock on George's fiancee's finger.
Paul: Yeah, it's only about a quarter carat.
Ringo: Yeah, it's very shrimpressive.

by Just changin' November 23, 2010

lil shrimpie

an ugly boy who patrols the ocean looking for mermaids in his shrimp mobile. In his spare time, he enjoys annoying people, as well as consuming large amounts of brussel sprouts marinated in cat pee

"Did you see lil shrimpie patrolling the ocean?"

"ya, he is just so hot. Id be his mermaid anyday?"

by messy111 January 6, 2015

scrippies

Usually used to describe a SRHS student, but can refer to anybody living in Scripps Ranch. A scrippy has parents that drive BMWs, received a new car for their 16th birthday, and probably has a (san diego super) Charger living on their street. Scrippy does NOT describe snotty, anorexic bitches in Hollister and Abercrombie - we prefer Ed hardy, True Religion, and Seven For All Mankind.

AJ and Will were at Edwards yesterday and they saw a mob of smokin hot girls. They were decked in Ed Hardy shirts and rockin the True Religion jeans, but they left in their '08 3 series. Mmmmm, scrippies.

by Melissa Kayleigh December 16, 2008

shrimping

Toe sucking, usually performed by a foot or toe fetishist.

Upon seeing the shrimping scene in her son's movie "Mondo Trasho", John Water's mother chastised him, saying: "There's no such thing as that!"

by Listener_T June 23, 2005

shrimpin

The term used when describing gay foreplay when one man ejaculates inside another mans rectum, and then sips it with a straw.

After Marcus came into Zacks ass he went shrimpin and drank it out with a straw.

by Ben Dover November 8, 2004

Shrimping

Shrimping, the fish version of simping, term created by the fan community of HoloLive Member Gura.

Fan 1: Did you watch Gura today? I'm a big simp for her
Fan 2: Simp is a outdated term, true fans call them selves shrimps, we both are shrimping for Gura.

by ShofaX September 18, 2020

Shrimping

When a guy or a girl or two guys have sexual intercourse. The male ejaculates his load in either the woman's or mans anal cavity. Then the person who has filled up his partners ass with juice sticks a straw up the anus and sucks the cream out to enjoy a warm treat

"SHRIMPING" - cream pie my ass, i'll the give you the straw to suck it out!

by SloppyShocker July 12, 2011