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Showergun

the act of shotgunning either Natural Light, Rolling Rock, Blue Light, or an acceptable substitute while simultaneously cleansing oneself in the shower.
Matt wanted to pregame kegs and eggs but hadn't showered yet, so he showergunned a few cans of natty and was good to go.
by TheShowergunner October 6, 2011
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Shit Before Showering

A lesson some people may have to Lear the hard way. When someone has a really bad shit but then has to take a shower ( usually during Shit, Shower, Shave time.) and while taking the shower, they must endure the smell of poop for however long their shower is.
Dude 1: damn it smells in here! Next time I'd better shit before showering.
by Hempn March 2, 2010
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showerbone

An act of affection or lust performed when two people are short on time and cannot separately "shower" and "bone."
We woke up at 9 am, but the game was at 10 am, so in order to catch kick-off we fit in a quick showerbone.
by jlhinpas September 29, 2011
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showerbomb

The most evil, yet most entertaining thing to do to someone taking a shower; Simply walk in, rip ass and walk out. The humidity will amplify the stench, to the point that even a potential squeaky-no-scent will evolve into a weapon of biological warfare. Bonus points if you are able to trap them in the room with the exhaust fan turned off.
Broseph Primus: Hey, Secundus, who is taking a shower right now?
Broseph Secundus: I think it's Tetria.
Broseph Primus: Perfect. Loose the belt, it's time to make his nostril hairs explode. Let's showerbomb him and blame it on Dad!
by Alucard54s May 19, 2016
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showerboy

one who likes to get his groove on in and out of the shower. A showerboy will groove it out under any circumstance!
Its just like when you have to go to Danny's in Windsor, and you are so flustered with all the action going on, and then a showerboy turns the heat up even more, with a thrustful pelvic giration.
by Josh November 10, 2004
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showerbator

Someone who commits the act of showerbation. See "Showerbation" for reference.
Colin is such a showerbator.
by Shmoblar August 26, 2005
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