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shovel

A really stupid asian.

They are called shovels because apparently their faces were flattened with the front of the shovel and their eyes were scraped with the sides. I don't mind the asian people but the ones that are completely clueless and spend all their time studying are gay. It also goes with out saying that shovels tend to be fresh off the boat and like to hunt and trap the neighborhood kitty cats for dinner.
Shovel: Hey Lucy Lui, want to go to Chinatown and get some Won Ton?

Shovel 2: No way Guy Ding, we study. We study now or we end up like stupid American hoe.
by Chi Town John Doe April 2, 2008
mugGet the shovelmug.

Shovel

relating to, or slang for, the penis.
dude, let go of my shovel
by Bean September 6, 2004
mugGet the Shovelmug.

shovel

A shovel is the tool used to "dig."

Commonly used in slang as a term for understanding (asking someone if they understand what you have just said): "you digg?" or "ya digg?"

Now, instead of using the old "ya digg?" saying people are switching it over to "you shovel?" or "ya shovel?"
I'm going to Alife to pick up some sneakers, ya shovel?
by PuertoStud May 19, 2007
mugGet the shovelmug.

Shoveling

Lex was watching some crazy porn and she ended up shoveling.
by Bloodnvingar April 21, 2008
mugGet the Shovelingmug.

Shovel

A illegal Mexican that white people use to do mindless tasks; shovels are usually found outside of Home Depot or UHaul.
Guy One "I really don't feel like digging a trench for this new sprinkler system."

Guy Two "Let's just go get some shovels from down the street...you can pay them $20 and a 6 pack to do that!"
by littleperson45 November 27, 2009
mugGet the Shovelmug.

shovel

well meet mr. shovel
by Squeky Clean February 3, 2005
mugGet the shovelmug.

shovel

noun: Digby
verb: To Walk Digby
by APoC February 26, 2003
mugGet the shovelmug.

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