shariing

To have no expression. To stare into space. To have absolutely no thoughts. Basically, to not give a shit. If someone asks you a question, you'll simply nod your head and pretend you understood, even if it wasn't a yes or no question.

Bitch: ew 0mg lyke look at that dude
Bitch's friend: w0w whut tha fuq?
Not a bitch: shut up bitches, he's just shariing.

Person at party: Yo where's your bathroom at?
Host of party: *nods head*
Person at party: Dude, stop shariing, I really have to take a shit

Stoner: Pass the blunt bro
Person shariing: *looks into space hitting blunt*
Stoner: I feel you dude

by teegeee January 16, 2011

Schnarting

The act of sneezing and sharting at the same time (i.e. sneezing + farting + shitting your pants).

Thanks to his allergies, and some bad tuna, John has been schnarting all afternoon.

by jmh215 October 13, 2011

sharing spit

Sharing spit is slang for making out. It literally describes the act of making out, because usually when two people are kissing with tongue spit is exchanged. It could be used in a negative or positive way depending on who you're talking about (but usually used negatively, e.g. when talking about a conniving weasel of a girl cheating on her faithful boyfriend.)

Mackenzie: Hey, Shawna, did you see Khloe sharing spit with that white boy at the game?
Shawna: Yeah, I saw it. And her boyfriend was like right there. What a whore.
Mackenzie: I hate Khloe.

by manda15 December 3, 2013

Glargle Shnargling

The process of receiving a blowjob from a girl who has feces in her mouth, preferably from the same man she is blowing.

"What's going on in there?"
"Jenny is glargle shnargling Bret."

by Dildevich February 22, 2011

sharing

1. Giving something that belongs to you to someone else out of the goodness of your heart.

2. When two people do something together.

Let's share this piece of cake.

by Dannielle September 10, 2004

Shmorning

An alternative for morning with a person you care about or like, or just someone who makes you smile.

Good shmorning Abby today sure is great

by TheMoonIsFake March 16, 2020

European Sharking

1. A heinous yet undeniable satisfactory act where a man, ussually masked and hooded, qiuetly masturbates unnoticed in a corner until the moment prior to ejaculation, at which point he runs up to an unsuspecting woman and bestows his load upon her face, then sprints away before revenge can be enacted upon him

2. The process of blowing a load onto a women wearing high heels to ensure a safe get-a-way, ussually with a hidden camera man nearby to immortalize the sheer audacity of the sharker

3. For another version, see japanese sharking

"Damn european sharking got me again, time to bust out the industrial strength shampoo!"

Friend 1: Good God, arent you a whore?
Friend 2: No... it was a european sharker, the bastard!
Friend 1: Well did you make him pay for it?
Friend 2: I was wearing high heals *starts crying* he got away..

by Jakndakster November 2, 2011