the scooping method

scooping poop into hand, from butthole, so no splashes or sounds are made in public restrooms.

Did you just use a public restroom?
Yeah man but it's ight because I used the scooping method!Good job old chap!

by sfgdfg June 30, 2008

Boing Shloing

Whenever your dick bouncers right of the girl's vagina like a trampoline. It sometimes hurts for the girl, but it is great for the guy.

My dick did a good old Boing Shloing right on her vag.

by Random person from warrensburg June 1, 2018

want to see the scooping room?

If you hear this from circus baby, you’re fucked. You will die

-Want to see the scooping room? (Circus baby, fnaf sister location)

by hecker11122 January 14, 2022

schlomping

The act of sitting on the toilet and masterbating while simultaneously defecating.

The aim of the participant is to reach point of ejaculation at the same point in time that the faeces are exiting the anus which will supposedly result in a higher amount of pleasure being experienced than with a conventional orgasm.

"That guy's a total weirdo - I heard he's into schlomping."

by IncognitoD July 5, 2009

Shlumping

Excessive head nodding, commonly seen at a dubstep rave.

I shlump so hard that I can't even stand up while shlumping!

by ShlumpzForYou April 11, 2010

shooping

a verb used when one has no time to use the bathroom while shopping so they end up using the bathroom on themselves

The line was too long so I ended up shooping my pants

by Marviesauce April 4, 2011

Shlossing

Taking a shit while simultaneously flossing. Usually done in the morning as a way to multi-task before work or right before bed.

Robert: Man, I thought I was definitely going to be late to work today.

Joe: How do you get ready so fast in the morning?

Robert: Dude, shlossing saves me about 10-15 minutes.

Joe: You're sick.

by robeezie January 19, 2013