shlong

A word that describes my penis: Large, juicy, and scrumptious.

"Wow Will you have a huge shlong", says Diamonts mom.

by Will A Jemil December 28, 2005

shlong

Thing used to bone girls.

I like shlong.
8=======D~~~~~o:

by Kenithkay May 25, 2008

Shlong

a long hanging penis

did you see wayne's shlong?

by WayneLongDick December 7, 2011

shlong

It's a fuckin dick!!

Hey... My <shlong> is felling happy. Would you like to fuck me?

by Anonymous July 2, 2003

shlong

Language of the Shlongonians of the aincient country SHLONGONIA!!!!!residents of this country are also called shlongs

i had a nice conversation w/ my shlong friend

by anji-mito mofuckah July 20, 2003

shlong

An alternate term for a haircut popular among white trash (see mullet). Derived from the physical characteristics of the haircut, i.e. SHort in the front and LONG in the back; SHLONG. Has humorous connotations to schlong which refers to the male sexual organ. May be very humorous in usage since the bearer of a shlong may me surprised, flattered, offended, shocked or any combination of these.

1. I like your shlong dude.
2. You have a beautiful Shlong.
3. I'm ashamed to admit it, but I used to have a shlong.

by Business up front, party in the back January 12, 2005

shlong

a male penis

by Namaseit September 13, 2002