Mexican Shitkicker

A drink consisting of 1 Tablespoon Metamucil in 5 oz water and 3 oz tequila.

Dude, last night we all had Mexican Shitkickers to celebrate my promotion. I wouldn't go in that bathroom right now for all the corn in Tijuana.

Yeah, but I'll bet you feel emptier than a used pinata...

by slancio April 26, 2011

shitkicker

A violent mullet wearing lower class white person who ends his beatings with kicks to his downed opponent's head.

Garth really layed the boots on some guy at a party last night.

by Mike November 11, 2003

ShitPickle

A pickle covered in shit to give it a more pleasurable taste.

Bob: I don't like pickles!
Scott: Then try a shitpickle! Tastes way better that plain!

by TheWindSoldier May 8, 2010

shitkicker

a redneck who does a lot of drugs

"Man I got some superdust. Here I was a huffin, uh, lighter... uh, airplane glue in a sandwich bag. Just all I care to get it on into my lungs and gettin' high. Then I take me a hit of that gas, right after I take a hit. Man you talk about a warped mind I got one, and lighter fluid... I sniff it by the cans. I mean, I am Superman"

by Spit Blood April 15, 2003

shitkicker

boots used to lay a beat down.

Time to lace up the shitkickers and kick some ass.

by Jim_Bob June 3, 2003

shitkicker

A male who lives out in the country. Like a cabbage girl, a shitkicker usually lives on a farm.

Girls go for the shitkickers; women go for the city boys.

by Barry MacCockener January 24, 2005

shitkicked

The worst possible way to feel treated by someone. To be metaphorically blindsided as if by a MACK-truck, and sent careening down a flight of stairs to a marble floor, only to be pissed upon by a mocking shadow from the top step before you know what happened. i.e. getting dumped when you did nothing wrong.

If dirty little whores are a nickel a bushel, then by throwing me away you just shitkicked your own bushel of nickels.

by devastated in n.c. July 20, 2005