shitcake

expression used to express distaste for a state of affairs

"Shitcakes!" George said, as he found out about the bank closing early.

by mattastic.biz January 26, 2017

Shitmate

The combination of the word shit and checkmate, chess reference version of checkmate, yet you didn't check shit, anything, miss calculated or didn't gain any advantage, and acceptance of defeat. Examples: Dido, squat, fail.

"I know they'll work out and click."
"No; dude, they broke up 4 nights ago."

"Shitmate."
"Yeah dude, tell me about it."

by Lucio Serrano August 19, 2017

Shitake Mushroom

1. A japanese mushroom

2. A substitute to the S word when teachers are around

Person 1: OMG i accidently stabbed you

Person 2: Shiiiii (teacher walks by) shitake mushroom

by Naan & Laur September 4, 2005

Shitpaper

Alternate name for toilet paper. Name was adopted when two friends saw toilet paper on the ground covered in shit.

Josh found some shitpaper on the ground. Darien decided to adopt the name for laughs.

Shitpaper comes in different colors, sizes, and scents (usage varies this)

by Josh Courtoreille May 19, 2007

donkey raping shiteater

Trevor Wicks and/or Shannon Zimmerman

Justin is a trevor wicks.

by Maggie April 15, 2005

shittake

1. A type of mushroom.
2. Cover up word for 'shit'.

1. "Yum, I love shittake mushrooms!"
2. Person 1: Oh shit...
Person 2: What?!
Person 1: ...take mushrooms
Person 2. Oh.

by Darth Bob December 11, 2004

shitalker

noun- person who talks shit, usually to impress anybody unfortunate enough to be listening

When you tell me how awesome you are, I know you're a shitalker

by Shitalker July 25, 2008