shitfacedness

a) the state of being said, "shit faced"

"I want to spend a night of shitfacedness with you."

by Good Morning Sunshine April 30, 2008

shitfacebooking

Posting or chatting on facebook when you've had too much to drink.

She even spelled her own name wrong while shitfacebooking last night.

by Miss Minnesota February 3, 2010

Shitfreak

Anyone who obsesses over shit. This may be expressed through over interest in someone else’s shit by asking when, where, and/or how they shit. It can also be expressed by discussing details about his or her own shits.

“Dude, I’m really concerned about Nathan. This is the fourth time he’s mentioned shit today.”

“Yeah he’s been acting like a real shitfreak lately”

by Knots April 28, 2019

Shitfart

When you try so hard to shit during constipation that you fucking rip one as you’re shitting

I shitfarted because of the amount of bread i ate

by Short penis October 18, 2019

shitfaced hammered drunk

to be beyond just wasted. To not only be so drunk you pissed on somone but you more then likley pissed in your own shoe then put it on just to go outside and pass out.

holy shit bill was so fucking shitfaced hammered drunk lastnight he woke up open the drawer to his desk pissed in it and then tried to flush it.

by Billbo T. Baggins March 5, 2011

shitfaceted

combination of shitfaced and wasted-referring to being extremely drunk

Last night I was so shitfaceted I don't even remember what happened!

by lazooooo August 15, 2009

shitfarts

farts that warn of a bowel movement or that a bowel movement is imminent.

ned hadn't shit in two days but had shitfarts before he crapped his pants.

by Jack May 10, 2004