shitfacedness

a) the state of being said, "shit faced"

"I want to spend a night of shitfacedness with you."

by Good Morning Sunshine April 30, 2008

shitfacebooking

Posting or chatting on facebook when you've had too much to drink.

She even spelled her own name wrong while shitfacebooking last night.

by Miss Minnesota February 3, 2010

Shitapult

A device used to throw shit over a medium to long distance. The name is derived from the words shit and catapult. Short distance shit throwing would normally be serviced using hands, either gloved or not, however due to the molecular structure of shit, hand throwing over large distances is impractical, hence the invention of the shitapult.

Under fear of attack, lord faaquaaa loaded a right royal turd on to his shitapult and fired it directly into the faces of his foes

by Jimbobbyboy January 1, 2014

Nickleback shitlap

An extremely subpar lapdance-in extreme cases including poop ending up in lap of recipient of lapdance or them having to hear music they detest.

I'm pretty sure my so called friends planned this Nickleback shitlap for me. Thanks a lot, guys

by PingWongHerman December 8, 2021

Shitfart

When you try so hard to shit during constipation that you fucking rip one as you’re shitting

I shitfarted because of the amount of bread i ate

by Short penis October 18, 2019

shitfaced hammered drunk

to be beyond just wasted. To not only be so drunk you pissed on somone but you more then likley pissed in your own shoe then put it on just to go outside and pass out.

holy shit bill was so fucking shitfaced hammered drunk lastnight he woke up open the drawer to his desk pissed in it and then tried to flush it.

by Billbo T. Baggins March 5, 2011

shitfaceted

combination of shitfaced and wasted-referring to being extremely drunk

Last night I was so shitfaceted I don't even remember what happened!

by lazooooo August 15, 2009