shitbird

From military slang and jargon. A term used to describe anything that is unacceptable or just downright shitass. Also a term of endearment for friends. See also: shitass

"Tweet tweet. Here comes the bird. The Shit-Bird!"

"Hey, shitbird, can you hand me that church key over there?"

"Shitbird! I can't beleive that I forgot my keys in the car."

"This thing is so shitbird. Who would design something to work like this."

by Phinneus Gage February 8, 2005

Shitbitch

A Lolita, single mother of several children, who likes to create drama by crying and is especially adept at complaining about both food and drink that's served to her at a restaurant.

Cook #1 says: hey bro, looks like you need to cook that chicken for table 26 again.

Cook #2 says: Are you kidding me!!! That fat broad has sent it back 3 times already!!

Cook #1: what can I say dude, she seems like a real shitbitch.

Or

Hey Bro, tell that stupid shitbich girlfriend of yours to shut the fuck up with all of her crying! She's more annoying than Chelbo!!

by El capitan de chelbo February 20, 2017

Shitbusiness

Stupid or unreasonable things that you're told to do, usually resulting in misery.

Any type of homework having to do with math or AP subjects which will make you want to say something along the lines of, "This is shitbusiness!"

by duckcunt May 7, 2009

Shitfisted

the act of putting your hand in your dirty, nasty ass crack and then shaking hands with someone you do not like.

i had a meeting job meeting with some guys i did not like, so i shitfisted them all.

by devilace July 24, 2009

Anti Shitism

Speaking against Israeli aggression is anti-shit-ism not anti-semitism

Harry: Israel is a terrorist state.
Paul: please don't be anti semite
Harry: it's anti shitism not anti-semitism

by Abaynakar May 31, 2021

shitbasket

extremely drunk to the point where you do not even remember your own name.

Mike: "Dude, I don't even know my own name right now man. I'm just here man!"

Dave: "Dude, you're pretty shitbasket right now. Let me drive you home"

by Mr. Dave'O May 20, 2007

Shitbill

A bill placed to be found on the ground with pooh (Feces) spread over 1/4 of the bill. Later watched closely on closed circuit T.V. for unsuspecting winner. YAY Poohbill.

We dropped the poohbill right under the watchful eye of the security camera.

by Da Juice April 15, 2005