Shit-Faced

When you lie to your little brother and tell him your out of toilet paper and have to use his face to wipe the shit off your ass.

Dude I thought we were out of toilet paper but i guess not so i guess i didnt need to shit-face you.

by Nate G. March 11, 2005

shit-faced

totally drunk - just submitting for the quote below.

"Am I shit-faced yet?" (Arnold in 'Twins')

by dr. sausage September 29, 2007

Shit-faced Fucky

It is either a drink that is a little margarita mix and mainly tequeila or being absolutely drunk off of the previously stated concoction.

Matt was seriouly shit-face fucky after he consumed several litres of tequeila and five ounces of mix.

by Drunkass October 13, 2004

Shit faced

Under the influence of alcohol or any type of drugs.

Sybil was so shit faced she doesn't remember last night.

by sybil May 16, 2016

Shit faced

When you get really Zooted off of juice boxes or a girl/boy shits on your face.

Bro I got so shit faced last night.

by Unknown gangsta March 31, 2021

Shit-Faced Boot Camp

/N/ An annual gathering of old friends over Memorial Day Weekend in the United States, who pay homage to the old days by consuming large and copious amounts of drink and drugs, as if they are in training for the rest of the summer.

The First Shit-Faced Boot Camp took place in 2003. After a crazy night at Neptunes in Hampton Bays, Long Island, it was decided that it would be an awesome idea to Memorial day weekend in the Hampton Bays...originally at Alan Acres. And Remember: What happens at Alan Acres Stays at Alan Acres.

Abrv: SFBC

Because this is Shit-Faced Boot Camp number 3...Take No Prisoners.

by SFBC Deep Throat March 31, 2010

shit faced

to get extremely drunk and start spilling secrets unwanted

"mate you were so shit faced yesterday"

"i wasnt"
"you told a random guy at the bar that you sucked your sisters best friends tits in 4th grade"
"fuck i thought id never say that"
"whaaaa???!!"

by ~the_truth_talker~ July 25, 2017