skidmark

a brown streak in your boxers from a dirty ass.

I just farted really bad, I hope theres no skidmark !!!

by ARTIE May 8, 2003

Skidmark

A person who acts like a piece of shit. Can be called "Skid" for short.

Did you know that Bob deals? Who cares that kid is such a skidmark.

by Kerry, Worcester, MA May 21, 2011

Shid Marks

After taking a significant shit, one May notice a line of sticky, dark, fresh and solid fecal matter resting on the side of the bowl. This may be caused by poor positioning of the anus and/or trajectory of said turd, or the result of a massive explosion of st-helens papa-John-pepper styled molten ass juice that quickly solidifies.

Lee: Cant wait to take a piss
Lee: *Opens stall door and looks down*
Lee: Ah, absolutely disgusting! Who left Shid Marks in the toilet? Gross!

by TheGayAccount May 16, 2020

Skidmarks

The poopie stains in your underpants after not being able to reach the toilet in time

"Yo bro, yesterday in class i got skidmarks cause the teacher wouldn't let me go to the toilet until i was busting!"

by Half As Funny December 9, 2022

shimarisu

Either a chipmunk or a demon of death-squirrel.

shimarisu-kun you're so cute UwU

by oogway tattoo October 1, 2018

Turbo Skidmarks

One who talks alot of knowledge but lacks it, most likely due to his smaller body parts.

The kid in the Chevy is Turbo Skidmarks?

by 98freestylin June 12, 2015

Bizmark Skidmark

Where you deficate onto a woman with large breastes, preferably in between them. After the turd is in between the two dirty pillows you proceed to tit fuck her and it will leave the skidmark!

Cody: Dude I can't believe she broke up with you!?

Nathan: I know!! all i wanted is to do a Bizmark Skidmark, she's a fucking prude!

by Daniel Lafferty March 28, 2010