Dirty Sheafer

The sensational painstaking presentation while attending a social function and gathering the awareness of the present congregation only after you have found the most gullible, smallest, and youngest male at the party convinced said whippersnapper (through peer pressure and alcohol consumption) to allow himself to be handcuffed to a tree, while onlookers watch in awe proceed to disrobe the crying embarrased juvenile in front of his peers, then as if not enough you unveil the "cou de gras", your choice brand of peanut butter and spread frivolously up and down the exposed buttox making sure to get equal portions within the crack itself. (see also greasy nut, greased nut, greased sheafer

Wow poor Mike Smith got a mean dirty sheafer at Fulks party last night.

I cant believe the amount of peanut butter they used in that dirty sheafer.

by MBenji February 8, 2010

sheezer

After nature's bellowing call has been answered, the shit (preferably long, thin, and smooth) is collected, and swiftly placed into a freezer. The end product is a 'sheezer' which is then used as a sexual toy or aid, and is said to create great pleasure.

"Our sex drive was long gone and burried, until i pulled something special out of the freezer. We now regularly use sheezers in bed, both her's and mine!"

by Gibzo January 22, 2005

l-sheeter

A long spliff

two rizlas are put in a l shape and rolled also L-burner

by CraigyB July 4, 2003

sheeper

1.Someone who is shy or cant get women. 2. Not a pimp 3. Sheepish in personality. 4. Someone who doesn't get alot of Play or Action. 5. Some sheepers may be gay.

"Yo man that dude is a sheeper, He has only had two girlfriends his whole life."

by Steve Steve November 18, 2005

Sheezer

A term when a man opens up the girls mouth and sneezes in it after anal sex.

Damn I gave that girl a Sheezer.

He aint gonna give me no sheezer.

I'll sheeze all up in that bitch.

by J.L.F.G. January 4, 2008

triple sheeter

An enormous spliff. Which uses 2 rizlas/ zig zags end to end and roll up the good stuff

i got lean off my triple sheeta

by Craig \\\'bud smoke inhaler\\\' November 4, 2003

Sheepery

“Sheepery” (n.): An unforeseen factor causing the ruination of a project, effort, or state-of-being.

Inspired by the combination of 1) scientists at the University of Nevada creating a sheep that is 15% human, and 2) villagers in Great Britain training a pack of attack-sheep. The confluence of these events portends a future society living in fear of pissed-off, intelligent, killer sheep.

Jack Bauer’s CTU missions suffer from sheepery every time his daughter gets kidnapped.

OR

Our IT department’s attempt to upgrade our servers resulted in sheepery in the form of the loss of all our email folders.

by Great White Snark December 28, 2008