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Courtesy 2-sheeter

Strategically laying down 2 sheets of toilet paper (in the toilet) before you off-load a big dump. This can be use to appease your significant other, or show respect while using a host's restroom.
"Honey, you need to get in here and clean this toilet before my friends show up. It looks like a truck stop in here"

- should have hit it with a "courtesy 2-sheeter"

Or

"I could have stopped eating chipotle, but it was easier to implement the 'courtesy 2-sheeter' instead."
by DGPH June 10, 2017
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seeder

A person who will maliciously partake in sex to spread or 'seed' STD's
me: that guy cameron is such a seeder
friend: yea, i heard he has seed to over 40
me: thats nothing i'm hitting 60
by seederboy September 30, 2012
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Awight sheezer, ow ya doin luv?
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-Who invented this word?
-Some UD seeder.
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ow you got a pencil shreder
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Wow, you totally Pulled a Sheeler on that final.
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speeders

Narcotic stimulant pills such as Adderal, Provigil, Desoxyn, etc.
I got those speeders that you wanted to use fer yer madman shit tonight...

She say she got sum speeders to move...Sum Desoxyn's, even...
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