severing the velvet

to let someone slip inside a vagina. Hince severing(opening) the velvet(vagina).

"princess i just want to witness, watch you, severing the velvet, i will say the word" - breathe carolina

by CharlesBartowski November 18, 2010

Severe Diverticulitis

Commonly caused by hard anal fucking.

Hey, quit taking hard ass poundings or you will for sure get Severe Diverticulitis.

by Wetsandwxch August 28, 2019

severance package

When you're about to break up with a girl and you give her enough orgasm to get her to her next relationship

male version of a "farewell fuck"

Jason : I heard you broke up with Lana

Wade : it was brutal but it's cool, I gave her a severance package

by IamPeter June 13, 2015

severance pay

An item or items stolen from an employer in anticipation of the conclusion of said employment, such as from a planned lay-off; a final act of spite. Doesn't count if you get caught.

"Individually-wrapped scalpels. Is that your severance pay?"
"I also got syringes, couple boxes of gloves, and check out this bedpan!"

by David Davids0n December 29, 2009

Severance Hump

Similar to break up sex.

I know we're breakiing up, but you owe me at least one severance hump.

by Amirod December 11, 2010

severe twerk

A twerk so severe the ass muscles twist and shake out of control rendering the person unable to twerk in future

It's so sad what happened to miley she had a severe twerk and can't even twerk a little now

by AMci201 December 1, 2013

severed the connection

This term refers to any friendship or relationship that has disappeared. It can describe a feeling of being lost or incomplete. This term is used as an example of a metaphorical or literal "passing on" of someone you valued; someone that you wish you had gotten to know or spent more time with.

Hansel left bread crumbs to find his way, but those pesky birds severed the connection

by morphologicalfreedom October 13, 2013