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Topo Seltzer

Delicious mineral water , that will boost your testosterone and make all the hoes want you after finishing a single bottle of it, It will also gives you instantly erections and will makes you have rough sex with your female partner until it squirts on you and looks like you are getting baptized.
This Topo Chico is delicious. Ummmm
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wow Topo seltzers are so good
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seltzer water

the water you drink to quench your thirst after "funny business"
Man, that funny business made me want some seltzer water!
by herby hancock July 23, 2012
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Spiked seltzer

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Stelzer

WTF?!!? Jordan just scouted me in the face from T spawn!!
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setzler

A very important electrical contractor, he approves or denies the work on internet cable
Did you speak with Setzler?
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setzler

Setzler is a German Cable Specialist. Whitout he is the only one who can decide if the cable will be changed or not.
Ask Setzler he will pay the cable work
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setzerism

A religion in which you worship the all mighty god, Ryan Setzer, And the Grand Wumpus, Thomas Torres.
Ryan setzer, may you free me with the light of Setzerism.
by GDBruh March 17, 2020
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