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semester friend

Someone you hang out with for one, but up to two, semesters during college/university. After that, they drop off the face of the planet and/or make no effort to interact with you.

This state of "friendship" is further exacerbated if they're hostile or indifferent when you attempt contact with them.
Sam was just a semester friend. We hung out during Fall of 2008 and Spring of 2009, but now she never talks to me anymore.
by jaynahc April 22, 2011
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seester

a fun way to say sister, it is something for close sisters who love each other to tell each other and know that it is only theres.
Caroline, i miss you seester, see you soon!

Man my seester is so cool!
by caitieboo October 17, 2006
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sylvestre

Usually a very handsome man, except when his hair grows out. Tends to be very impulsive and rude. Never thinking before speaking. But if he loves you he will go to the end of the world to make you happy always and forever.
Wow' i can't believe he said that! It is so sylvestre of him!
by Lady sly June 14, 2016
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Sylvester Stallone

Ex Porn Star, turned actor, turned has-been actor.

Seriously... he and Barbara Streisand were in a porn flick together called the "Italian Stallion". But you probably won't find this movie around anymore, as Sly and Barb spent alot of moolah getting every copy destroyed once they became famous.

My favorite part of the movie was when he slapped her in the side of the head for scraping her teeth on his yogurt slinger while she was giving him a bj.
Before Rocky, Sylvester Stallone was a porn star.
by Alfie The Horndog September 19, 2007
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Semesteritis

When you blow off studying for a final in college because winter break is only a week away. Symptoms include but are not limited to: Not studying, going to basketball games, going out on the weekend, procrastinating, or being on Facebook for hours.

Very similar to high school Senioritis, except this type of illness plays an important role in decreasing your chances of getting into Grad school, internships, jobs etc.
Person 1: How did you do on the Government final?

Person 2: I probably failed. I came down with a case of Semesteritis so I partied all weekend.
by aStudentWhoGoesToUMD December 14, 2010
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Sylvester

Sylvester is the nicest person you will ever meet. He might seem a little rude and annoying at first, but once you get to know him, you will realize that he is one of a kind. If you have a Sylvester in your life, never let go of him. He's a true friend and the purest soul on the planet.
Me - Hey Sylvester!
Sylvester - What do you want? (In mind- how did that come out of my mouth, i meant to say hii...i missed you)
by Menica February 10, 2022
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semester jester

People who pretend to be your friends during a particular school semester so they can benefit from you by copying homeworks, cheating off of you on exams, etc... After that particular semester is over they act like you do not exist unless they can benefit from you for another semester.
Bitch, I'm not letting you copy my homework because you're nothing more than a semester jester.
by Georgi Petrov July 27, 2008
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