sloppy split seconds

The act of having sex with a woman soon after 2 previous partners has had sex with her. Traditionally used in relation to more than one man double penetrating or having vaginal intercourse and/or anal intercourse with a woman within a short period of time. The implied scenario is that after a period of intercourse, the first 2 males ejaculates, depositing semen in the vagina and/or bootyhole, and then withdraws, followed immediately by a 3rd male who engages in intercourse with the same woman, making it more sloppier and faster. 3 men running a train on a woman can also qualify as sloppy split seconds.

I go first because I hate sloppy seconds, especially sloppy split seconds.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 28, 2009

5 Seconds of Summer

A band which calls themselves punk rock while in reality they are just a bunch of idiots iding on unicorns and chasing rainbows.

THE ARE NOT A BOYBAND!

These 4 Australian dorks also save the lives of a shitload of people every single day.

5 Seconds of Summer saved my life.

by Smutty Penguin June 18, 2015

Sloppy Seconds

1. Going after a friend's ex
2.Having sex with someone so soon after they had sex with someone else you are using their semen as lubrication.

1"Wow, Brianna and Garrick broke up a year ago but, her best friend Alex is trying to hop on it" "Yeah, well she's into sloppy seconds"
2 "Yo didn't they just have breakup sex""Yeah, I like the feeling of sloppy seconds"

by MEHHHHHHHHHHH11 October 9, 2017

about five seconds

A term referring to a relatively short amount of time, usually not actually five seconds.

"It was cool for about five seconds before it got boring."

"I've only seen about five seconds of that movie."

"Dude, I'll be there in about five seconds, alright?"

by Metar April 21, 2007

sloppy shopping seconds

When a person goes shopping with one person, then goes shopping immediately after with a third person but has no interest in buying or looking at anything because they were all shopped out from the first trip.

Stephen went shopping with his nasty ex girlfriend for five hours, and his friend Shane got his sloppy shopping seconds for about 45 minutes before he quit.

by Chika March 30, 2010

4.8 seconds

The perfect amount of time to pause before doing something.

"Hey man, I'm really nervous about getting up on that stage."

"Relax bud, all you got to do is take a deep breath, wait 4.8 seconds, and then head on out there. You'll do great!"

by mjexpress May 15, 2014

5 seconds of summer

5 seconds of summer is a band originated in sydney, australia in 2011. the band consists off four aussie guys, luke hemmings (lead guitarist; guitarist), calum hood (vocalist; bassist), michael clifford (vocalist; guitarist), ashton irwin (vocalist; drummer). luke, calum, and michael all went to school at norwest christian college and decided to make a band, and then michael meeting drummer ashton at a party. from 2011 to 2012 5sos (pronounced 5 sauce) made covers of their favorite bands and songs. in 2012, louis tomlinson of one direction found 5sos on youtube and then invited them on their 2012-2013 "take me home" tour. in 2013, they were again invited to one directions "where we are" tour taking place in 2013-2014. in february 2014, 5sos released their hit single "she looks so perfect" gaining many new members of the 5sos fam and gained a lot of fame. they also realeased a hit called "dont stop" in may of 2014. in 2014-2015 5sos are going on their own headlining tour called "rock out with your socks out." 5sos are very inspiring people, give em' a listen.

"holy shit shut the fuck up 5 seconds of summer is on tv." jessica told her family.

"omg i love 5 es oh es!" acacia brinley exclaimed, right before a real 5sos fan came over and choked that bitch.

by __ashtonn__ January 1, 2015