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Funk Swallower

The Legend of a four eyed male that has been sighted in and around Southern New Jersey preying on limbless men!!
We were at the Wawa in Glassboro when the Funk Swallower emerged groping the man with no legs!!
by Hermanator X March 6, 2008
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sunflower

to insert all five fingers into the vagina and then open them up 'like a sunflower'.
He sunflowered her.
by turnips April 1, 2009
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Chocolate Sunflower

The asshole itself after anal sex when it swells up and puffs (blooms) out.
Also called the: Willy Wankas Swollen Eye, Chocolate Party Tent and Asspirates Island Retreat.
You should have seen her Chocolate Sunflower when I slipped it out of her ass!
by Cologino September 10, 2009
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Go put sunflower seeds in your pocket

A clever, roundabout way of telling someone to go to Hell. Inspired by this elderly Ukrainian lady who walked straight up to Russian soldiers, passing out sunflower seeds and saying "put these seeds in your pocket so that sunflowers will grow when you die here."
Your mother, your father, your lineage, your existence, go put sunflower seeds in your pocket, and most importantly, FUCK YOU!
by Stupidly Sophisticated May 30, 2022
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Sunflower Seed

When one ejaculates into his palm then makes a fist with that hand. The fist is then inserted into a vagina or anus and then the hand is opened, looking like a sunflower and delivering the seed.
Last night I gave my girl friend a sunflower seed, I don't know if she was more upset about my fisting her or the jizz coming out of her ass 5 hours later.
by goldteeth0 March 1, 2013
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Sword swallower

A sword swallower is an amazingly talented person (preferably a beautiful lady) that can insert the male penis into their mouth and so far down their throat that u can see it buldging out their neck.

When a lady sits on her knees between a guys legs both facing the same direction and the lady tilts her head all the way back. Then the man takes his hard cock sword and inserts it down her throat.

Atleast 7 inches of hard dick sword buldging out a womans throat right down to her collar bone.

Thus Sword meaning cock
And Swallowing meaning right down throat
I dropped to my knees and commanded him to spread'em while I arched my back and tilted my neck back wards then I took his sword into my mouth and began swallowing it...whole....repetitively...

He gasped at the sight of my neck bulgding out with the insertion of his sword down my throat..

"WoW. You are a Sword Swallower" he gasped
by Sass Farreal May 6, 2014
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Sunflower

1. Noun, a flower indigenous to plains biomes that is given it's name for having pedals that resemble the Sun. It is believed that they slowly turn toward the Sun during daylight hours.
2. Noun, a plant from the game "Plants vs. Zombies" that resembles the first definition, but has a face. It costs 50 sun with a fast recharge and it produces 25 sun about every 40 seconds, and 50 sun in the sequel.
1. As soon as I found the field of Sunflowers, I began to harvest their seeds.
2. As soon as the level began, I spent my 50 starter sun on a Sunflower so I can produce more.
by megasonic64 May 14, 2016
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