Scroteage

The depths that men go to be male!

Derek exemplified his Scroteage ways when he arrived late, pissed, badly dressed and expected me to just lay back and take him.

by theflightymadam August 3, 2009

Smollage

Orginally from David Bowies film Labyrinth where he seduced the innocent female through his use of darkness.

Sexy man using leather gloves, normally on motorcycles to charm women.

Gorgeous, brooding slightly moody man wearing leather gloves

"Oh my god he is so mysterious and sexy! Did you see his hands such a smollage!'

" ...then I saw his hands smollage!"

by BettyBoop27 August 9, 2012

scrolligue

Fatigue set by scrolling endlessly down a page for info; that exasperation coming from knowing a thing being there yet having to scroll endlessly for finding it.

Man, I recalled a nice article I read in Twitter at breakfast but couldn't find it by lunch as I grew scrolligued looking for it.

by themit17 August 21, 2016

scrotage

scrotage is the small gap between the balls, similar to cleavage, but for balls, scrotum.

Person A: Man, he kicked my scrotage.
Person B: Oh, shit that must hurt!

by nicothenipple69 September 17, 2019

scrollhead

person who aimlessly scrolls on social media.

Get off your phone, scrollhead!

by elldawg millionaire August 1, 2020

scrollabajolla

Idk man just scrollabajolla.

"Yo what are you doing today?"

Idk man prolly gonna get smacked.

"Ahhhh, scrollabajolla"

by Scrollabajolla October 6, 2020

Scrollface

The brainless, zombie expression you make while you’re staring at your social media feed.

I can she’s watching TikToks because of her scrollface.

by reidjs September 24, 2022