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The Scrambler

“The Scrambler” is a sex position where one party pours boiling water into the other’s asshole, cracks an egg over it, and then proceeds to eat the other out.
Hey babe, wanna try The Scrambler?”

“Hell yeah, I’m hungry for Over Easy.”
The Scrambler by ClicksNiffXlixks October 16, 2019

Sucky Scrambler 

When she's giving you a blowjob and you crack an egg on her forehead.
I just bust a nut on Sarah's face and when I smashed her head with an egg the mixture looked like a fresh Sucky Scrambler.
Sucky Scrambler by Literal-Tumor November 22, 2016

Child scrambler

A child scrambler is an entity that come from the depths of hell in order to claim your loving child in order to milk them shortly before turning them into a woodern chair. this is how the child scrambler takes form. it will become the chair and then once your child sits on it it will be milked and then become a chair made of wood
"awww man! my child got milked by the child scrambler!"
Child scrambler by Child manh April 25, 2023

Egg Scrambler 

Where you grab hold of his balls and squish as hard as possible until the testicles have reduced to the consistency of scrambled eggs.
He didn't please me enough, so I used the Egg Scrambler on him.
Egg Scrambler by Frostwulf August 10, 2012

butt-scrambler 

A person who is willing, able and frequently scratching his, or acquaintance's butt.
This guy's hand is always in his pants, he's a total butt-scrambler
butt-scrambler by seefor1 December 11, 2016

dixie scrambler 

When your wife catches you off guard by grabbing you by the nuts and shaking them frantically.
My wife gave me a Dixie Scrambler in the middle of Wal-Mart!
dixie scrambler by Motleyfreak January 17, 2018