Dutch Scratching

An awkward form of torture in which the torturer strips down their victim bare naked (usually of the male gender), sits them down in a seat-less chair, and uses something like a knotted rope to hit the victim in the back of the nuts or in the perineum (area between the scrotum and the anus; the taint or gooch).

Your brother likes to go Dutch Scratching?

In Casino Royale the bad guy ends up Dutch Scratching James Bond to torture him to get a code.

by DMShocker27 June 9, 2011

Scratching Yoda Behind The Ears

Masturbation (male)
*also 'releasing a special edition'
'polishing darth vaders helmet'
'having a han solo'

I'm going to scratch Yoda behind the ears.

by Antony Collett September 1, 2005

smooching

To wildly kiss someone. Usually done before two pomed up babes get naked and pj each other.

Calvin: we dont like women remember?
Hobbes: who do we smooch then?
From Calvin and Hobbes by watterson.

Son: no mom I'm busy smooching with my gf.

by Maxinside April 22, 2014

screaching seagull

While having sex on the beach the guy pulls out, sticks his dick in the sand and then sticks his dick back into the girl

John performed his first screaching seagull with a girl he met in Delray.

by kfafmec January 17, 2008

scouching

The act of squatting on a couch. Especially popular when one should actually be doing something more important.

Me: Have you done your homework yet?

Her: Nah.. I'm just scouching.

by pimaconfit April 21, 2018

Poop Snotching

The Act of a Human sniffing a dog's ass.

Remonalx went Poop Snotching at the Park.

by Vladdx March 3, 2008

ball scratching

Describing a boring situation. Originally from the hebrew term Legarbetz, a shortening of "Legared Beytzim", to scratch balls. When you're so bored you just scratch your balls.

Boy - no beer, no chicks, no TV... That was a ball scratching Tuesday.

by Ariel Shalev October 23, 2005