Scientific Witchery

Bob: Dude, do you know that Cat urine glows under a black light ?
Lob: Are you serious? What kind of Scientific Witchery is that!
by hangohan February 21, 2020
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scientific living

Living by applying the scientific method to make the most important decisions, all along doing all one can to never make a decision based solely on an emotion.
Individuals who live scientifically make the most important decisions only after taking the scientific method's six steps: 1) asking a question, 2) doing background research, 3) constructing a hypothesis, 4) testing the hypothesis by doing an experiment, 5) analyzing the data and drawing a conclusion, and 6) writing down the results.

Scientific living also entails doing a great deal of observation, writing down as much as possible what one perceives, along with prioritizing, planning, and calculating likely outcomes.

The opposite of scientific living is living 'spur of the moment.'
by but for January 07, 2018
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Scientific spirit

Alcoholic beverage that humanities graduates consume while criticizing scientists, engineers and doctors.
India's rocket scientists pray at a Hindu temple before launching a mission to the moon.
Communists (mostly humanities graduates): We are ashamed with these rocket scientists' lack of scientific spirit.
by Bengal Hippo July 16, 2023
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scientific gasblower

One who engages in scientific gasblowing, or offering unscientific opinions based upon poor understanding of the subject material, insufficient data, poor logic or reasoning.
That scientific pundit on the news didn't know what he was talking about when he gave that monologue about super-string theory, he was just reading the teleprompter. He's such a scientific gasblower...
by Michael Gmirkin June 13, 2008
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Scientific Fanaticism

Scientific fanaticism is a term used to refer to a form of fanaticism that takes science (scientism) into zealot levels, seeking to use all possible arguments and tactics to defend scientism and put natural sciences as an absolute truth. Scientific fanaticism is also very common among several scientific dissiminators on Internet and it is considered as an advanced form of scientism.
"Scientific fanaticism is no better than religious fanaticism, take natural sciences as an absolute truth is literally like take a religious belief as an absolute truth. Scientific fanaticism and scientism are bad such as religious fanaticism and atheist fanaticism actually are, even that scientific fanaticism is just scientism being taken to the extreme."

"It's ok to be a fan of science such as be religious, spiritual, deist, agnostic or atheist. But one must avoid becoming fanatical for any of those, there's a big difference between being enlightened and being a fanatical, one can be enlightened for any of those such as one can be fanatical for any of those."
by Full Monteirism March 17, 2021
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Scientific Shit

When you having trouble trying to say Common sense
dick: dude, how'd you know she'll reject me?

me: Its Scientific Shit bro.
by BedHeadFred777 October 22, 2011
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scientific theory

something scientists use to figure stuff out. you don't need to bother yourself with it.
einstein used scientific theory to figure out that the world is round
by t-dubya April 08, 2006
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