Schwagger

The lame attempt at having swagger. Posing as though you're cool, when you are the furthest thing from cool.

"did you see that douchebag schwaggering to the bathroom? what a poser"

by ChairlockGolmz September 15, 2011

schwiggle

Shitty weed

also referd to as shwag, shwigglie, poo shwaggle, skwag,

-"Yo booi dat nigga gots da chronic"
-"Naw dawg, dat shizzle is poo schwiggle"

by Jack N. Mikoph May 2, 2008

Schwiggly

adjective:

An attractive man with natural body hair, especially a hairy chest. Describes a modern man who does not bow to the pressure of the 10,000 push ups-chest wax-spray tan regime because he is secure in his manhood and wants to spend his time doing something less boring instead.

Used as a term of endearment by both hetero girls and gay guys about their boyfriends, especially bears and cubs.

"mmm.... shimmy that schwiggly butt over here, sugar"

"Aw, look at you all schwiggly naked."

Emphatic use includes: Schwiggly Wiggly.

eg: Aw! my Schwiggly Wiggly!

fluffy furry hairy bear cub

by GretaBritain March 17, 2011

schwigger

A person who sucks cocks.
Generally, this person is also a wigger, but not necessarily.

Wiley is such a schwigger.

by Gypsi November 6, 2007

schnigger

the term commonly used for a jewish afro-american. its possible. believe me.

ishmael: man, that kid is such a schnigger. just look at the way he only eats two dollar fried chicken.

phyllis: yah, but its through marriage.

by sexy short dude August 25, 2010

Shwigger Douglas

An alien-like creature, founded by H.A.M. He was found under a rock after ham blarged it up one night. He was let back into space, and every time theres a shooting star, its just Shwigger Douglas shooting a load across the sky.

the shwigger douglas has come back to us !
Holy Shwigger Douglas !!! Thats not an Indian, is it ?!

by blargboyz February 5, 2010

Schwaggeddy

Usually a term used in graphing to describe a messy line or graph, but can be used to describe anything untidy or slipshod. Also, this term is mainly used by math geeks and teachers.

These graphs are unacceptable and way too schwaggeddy, use a ruler!

by areedj7 May 14, 2011