Schweppes

What someone says when sinking a “swish” in basketball.

One would say it directly to there defender after sinking a basket “schweppes” just as one would say “swish”

by dahimself2389 May 5, 2019

Schweppes

A disease of the scrotum that takes various forms and sizes depending on the afflicted (rash, warts, foreign-accents, crawling/biting/stinging sensations, testicle enlargement, obesity, resting bitch face, diarrhea, etc.).

There are 4 stages of this disease. Stage 3 is terminal, but if Stage 4 is reached, you will live and receive a Krispy Kreme travel mug. It is unknown how this is contracted, but Amish believe it comes from sitting on unclean toilet seats.

Jesse: "Hey, Todd! You wanna go on a run?"
Todd: "Can't. I have Schweppes. I'm afraid if I go running my scrotum will burst open."
Jesse: "Bummer."

by Jephty December 15, 2020

schwepped

the feelings of being so totally stoked

camper 1: yo campfire is going to be so hype tonight
camper 2: i know i’m so schwepped!!

by child123456679 June 25, 2022

Schwepping

The act of drinking a Schweppes drink with the boys

The boys and I went schwepping after church

by SNORLAX509 July 23, 2022

Schweppes Soda Water

A phrase to describe something cool.

Example: “Wow I just did a 360 no-scope, that’s Schweppes Soda Water.”

by Pinchwig July 25, 2022

schwoppy

When you hoping something done gets quickly, and correctly (hopefully)! Yet at the same , in the back of your mind, and in your gut, have a feeling it might not be.

I hope I get my stuff here quickly, I gave dude my money. He'd better be schwoppy!

by Anjlanta the Governor December 20, 2023

schwoppy

To finish a job, or task in a fast and speedy manner, with the hope/and or /expectation of zero mistakes.

How Bub, could you please fix my tire? I'm in a hurry so could you please make it schwoppy?

by Anjlanta the Governor November 29, 2023