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american schools

a place of war worse then ww1 a place where depressed kids pull up with a glock and go bang bang
then when your hiding from the school shooter and there going to leave the autistic kid says bye the you get shot
yes american schools make you go kaplut
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Schooling

A word used for masturbation when you want the act to remain a secret.
"Dude, i just schooled so hard, i was thinking of Inga and Julia the entire time."

"Bro, homeschooling is so risky when my parents are downstairs."
by Pattycakesxc3 December 16, 2011
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Shenendehowa Central Schools

A school with approximately 13,000 students located in the Albany, NY metro, Clifton Park, NY, that enrolls students from Clifton Park, and nearby Halfmoon, Round Lake, and parts of Malta. The school consists of 60% of preps and jocks, 15% drugees, 10% goths and emos, 13% nerds and 3% of people that are so outcast they fit in none of the above.
Shen (the shortened name for Shenendehowa Central Schools) is so preppy I felt like ringing one of Shens' nerds neck, and then letting the emos douse them with their blood while the drugees stood by smoking pot.
by Brant Dahoda 2011 March 16, 2009
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Shrine Schools

a mess.

Not just half a mess, but a whole ass mess.
person 1: "oh where do you go to school?"
person 2: "shrine schools"
person 1: "I'm so sorry"
by Canada's no name brand May 13, 2018
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American Schools

American Schools nowadays are just gun ranges for people who can't aim. Seems bad but at least it's not happenin' to you!
I heard American Schools are bad. Well, yes they are. But why? Well, I don't kn- *get's shot in the head because they're talking about it in an American School.*
by high cholesterol child December 14, 2018
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schooliphobe

A person who has the the fear of school and all school like things, like rulers, pencils, notebooks, ect.
Person 1: Augh! I can't go to school today!

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because I'm a schooliphobe!
by Halliepanda December 7, 2006
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Schoolie Killer

A person who eats more than one tray of the New York City Department of Education free lunch.
Yo, Marlee and Jayden are being schoolie killers again.
by Marlipia November 25, 2019
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