The Schneider Effect

Not knowing why your socks are or are not on your feet for any reason.

Friend 1: Dude, suddenly my socks are back on my feet, and yet I haven't even put the controller down since I took them off.

Friend 2: What the hell? Mine are too. Ghost socks!

Friend 1: No, it's The Schneider Effect~!

by Trinciacrophobia November 5, 2009

Schneider egg

Orange bags of trash left by highway work crews. From the orange trailers of the Schneider trucking company. West Coast trucker slang

I had to swerve to avoid that asshole in the Mitsubishi and hit a couple Schneider eggs. Should've seen that trash fly!

by Dr. Badwrench February 22, 2008

Evan Schneider

A kid who would be funny until he eventually confesses to liking the school librarian.

Evan Schneider confesses to liking the school librarian.

by Cody Blackburn October 1, 2019

Schneider's Chorrea

Characterized by delayed neurological development, behavioral dis-regulation and intellectual retardation - Schneider's Chorea is a form of heavy metal toxemia resulting from consuming water sources controlled by criminally corrupt public or political office holders.

The city of Flint is struggling with an epidemic of Schneider's Chorrea.

by EmmittBrownBTTF1 September 18, 2018

Max Schneider

The dude from the 2012 Nickelodeon movie “Rags”

Hey, Grayson did ya watch “Rags “last night? I love the actor Max Schneider, he’s kinda cute 🖤

by Max and DT fan 🖤 April 27, 2019

Schneider egg

Schneider egg

It’s a safety barrel that looks like a Schneider truck. Orange with safety tape

There is a lot of Schneider eggs on this highway tonight!, said the man on the CB radio

by Sailingtrucker December 24, 2022

Chocolate Schneider

When you dip an erect dick in melted cannabis infused chocolate and offer it to your high partner as their next hit

My girl loves edibles so much she asked me for a Chocolate Schneider

by Riley85 April 23, 2022