schmompcknock

a very dumb or stupid intelligent person who cannot make proper decisions.

My sister is such a schmompcknock.

by ConfusedSpyro April 3, 2023

Schmempo

A slur for disabled German people

Pronounced: Sh-mem-po

That kid over there in the wheelchair is a schmempo.

by Gruntius The Large April 4, 2023

Schmipping

Just another word for dipping

I made this so my brother can kindly shut his mouth and can't say its not in any dictionary.

Dipping, schmipping, same difference.

by imthetreebyyourhouse July 11, 2023

shmimp

A Shmimp is someone who has a weird obsession brewing cider, usually wears glasses, and is sexually abused by their fat housemate

Man 1: you coming to the shop bro?

Man 2: nah man, I’m gonna go play Minecraft
Man: Ew, you’re such a shmimp

by SoggEBread December 4, 2023

Pipi-schmip

Pipi-schmip: glass pipe used for smoking whispers (meth).

Hey, Virgil, stop camping with that pipi-schmip! Pass it along over here.

Pour some whispers in that pipi-schmip and blaze!
Fire that pipi-schmip up and spin it!

by DirtyDrugPipe March 21, 2022

Anti-schmimagtanimonstralequedepestrikilovoquiertuhghskiqiqiconologianism

The ideology that states pillows should be manufactured without a cold side

"The essay was full of mistakes, but not as much as the Anti-schmimagtanimonstralequedepestrikilovoquiertuhghskiqiqiconologianism manifesto"

by DictionaryDecimator July 6, 2024