schmigaton

schmigaton: like a gigaton (a billion tons) but imaginary, as in predictions about the global carbon cycle.

The panel of experts predicted that 11.47 schmigatons of carbon dioxide could be sequestered within the basement tunnels of the Capitol and the White House combined.

by carbonboffin July 8, 2018

Schmigga

A man of foreign nationality who refuses to shower or use deodorant. Often found in the corner of classrooms slurping some type of soup.

Have you seen the new kid. He’s such a schmigga.

by Tootyfruityboy123 January 12, 2021

schmegmata

1. (Noun) The holy mark of anointing recieved upon the forehead after being struck by the holy uncut phallus.

Karen recieved the schmegmata after John smacked that bitch in the head with his dirty dick

by Upsidedown96 December 15, 2022

schmegma

A schticker Schounding way to pronounce smegma,smegma already a word found in Webster's dictionary(some editions).Smegma as Webster's defines it;(from memory); a foul smelling cheeselike sebaceous secretion,accumulating around the clitoris of female genitalia, or under the foreskin of male genitalia. Damn funny no matter how you schpell it.

I had schmegma schtuck in my teeth, I schould schtop drinkin schomeday.

by terryzz February 15, 2009

Reindeer Shmigma

The shit that an un-circumcised reindeer leaves on your roof after take-off. Usually looks like uncooked quaker oats and smells like fucking rot cheese. Best found on Christmas morning.

Uncle Yogurt: "Damn, I like Santa and all, but this reindeer shmigma shit is gonna have to fucking stop!"

Marge: "Yep"

by The Bangkok Project January 9, 2008

schmegma

The dribble running down Monica's lips after blowing Bill.

This schmegma matches my dress.

by rereneau November 8, 2003

Schmegma

The dirty drop of ball sweat mixed with nasty fremunda cheese hanging in mid air between your balls and pants.

"Dude my schmegma had like 3 seconds of air that time"

by Frank Bertolli April 22, 2008