schmenu

Bastardization of Shenmue, a strange Dreamcast game.

<@Zap2> i don't like selling my games, but i could definately part ways with schmenu or something

by Anonymous February 3, 2003

Schmekis

A driver (cellphone optional) who makes a really stupid move, or no move at all, forcing you to sit at a light, make a panic turn/lane change, slam on your brakes.

If that Schmekis! had been awake, we wouldn't still be sitting at this red light!

by Tony June 18, 2004

schmenice

a game of tennis where instead of rackets you use your hands. Basically hand tennis.

Instead of hitting the ball with a racket you gotta catch it, or do whatever you can do stop it from bouncing twice

loser: What are your guys doing
moron:play schmenice

by Cmort October 13, 2007

schmönis

Penis

She was sucking on my Schmönis.

by XSatansBratenX May 6, 2017

schmexiestness

A term used to describe Rebekah

Person 1: Wow did you see Rebekah?
Person 2: Yeah, she the Schmexiestness girl to ever live!!

by This is definitely not Thomas May 18, 2019

Schmedium

A shade larger than small.

Dude, that t-shirt ain't small but its damn sure schmedium

by blacksunbird November 14, 2020

Schmunkus Frillington

Schmunkus is the goat and larsen is a bitch

I want to have sex with schmunkus frillington

by Schmunkus,jtAJM,HGewyktkfdge January 30, 2022