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Schweff

A guy who spends loads of time with girls and ditches his mates to be with them, but never gets any pussy.
Schweff: Yeah, Katie and I are like best friends. I think she likes me!

Schweff's Friend: Look mate, she doesn't like you as in she wants to fuck you. She likes you because you are a schweff.
by silent_deadly123 October 5, 2011
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schloff a schluber

smoke a pipe, or a joint, with some buddies
by Eric Diggity October 9, 2006
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Schweffquipment

Equipment for schweff based activities. Usually in a bar or in a nightclub to pick up the ladies Schweffquipment will be required, such as : Cigarettes, Lighter, Extra-Money, Car, etc...
Person 1: you ready to hit the club, pick up some chicks?

Person 2: yeah man! let me get my Schweffquipment sorted first!

or...

Person 1: Why do you always carry cigarettes and a lighter when you don't even smoke?!

Person 2: 'Cos its part of my Schweffquipment dude!
by FrogDog91 November 9, 2011
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schoeffel

<ADJ> A guy who drinks with fiorinos and does not fear women or homosexuals. Polar opposite of fagort.
"That guy is a total schoeffel"
by Mark April 24, 2004
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Becca Schaeffer

The most beautiful woman in the world! The one I want to spend the rest of my life with <3 She is an amazingly strong willed, intelligent and sexy woman! If you ever find a Becca Schaeffer never let go of her because she will be the best thing that has ever happened to you!
Me: Man check out that Becca Schaeffer!
Brett: I wish I had me one, you're so lucky!
by rick senior May 26, 2011
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schluff

verb. to get rid of something undesirable (e.g. a task or object) by placing the responsibility or burden on someone else, usually a tool or a sucker, especially through trickery or manipulation, resulting in lulz. similar to "pawn off," but more casual and fun.
"dude, weren't you carrying the camping tent?"
"nah, i told nate i had to go take a leak and schluffed that heavy fucker off onto him."

or

"why am i the god damn designated driver tonight?? i need to find a way to schluff this shite off onto someone..."

or

"dude, where's your girlfriend?"
"i got sick of her naggin at me all the time, so i schluffed her off onto some grungy hobo at the gas station"
"nice"
by phallustexas June 13, 2009
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schluffer

a lazy, unmotivated person.
Someone who takes the easy way out of everything.
a pointless, directionless, good for nothing.
Anna skipped out on biking again today. What a schluffer.
by Mike Early May 19, 2006
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