A guy who spends loads of time with girls and ditches his mates to be with them, but never gets any pussy.
Schweff: Yeah, Katie and I are like best friends. I think she likes me!
Schweff's Friend: Look mate, she doesn't like you as in she wants to fuck you. She likes you because you are a schweff.
Schweff's Friend: Look mate, she doesn't like you as in she wants to fuck you. She likes you because you are a schweff.
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Equipment for schweff based activities. Usually in a bar or in a nightclub to pick up the ladies Schweffquipment will be required, such as : Cigarettes, Lighter, Extra-Money, Car, etc...
Person 1: you ready to hit the club, pick up some chicks?
Person 2: yeah man! let me get my Schweffquipment sorted first!
or...
Person 1: Why do you always carry cigarettes and a lighter when you don't even smoke?!
Person 2: 'Cos its part of my Schweffquipment dude!
Person 2: yeah man! let me get my Schweffquipment sorted first!
or...
Person 1: Why do you always carry cigarettes and a lighter when you don't even smoke?!
Person 2: 'Cos its part of my Schweffquipment dude!
by FrogDog91 November 9, 2011
Get the Schweffquipment mug.<ADJ> A guy who drinks with fiorinos and does not fear women or homosexuals. Polar opposite of fagort.
by Mark April 24, 2004
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by rick senior May 26, 2011
Get the Becca Schaeffer mug.verb. to get rid of something undesirable (e.g. a task or object) by placing the responsibility or burden on someone else, usually a tool or a sucker, especially through trickery or manipulation, resulting in lulz. similar to "pawn off," but more casual and fun.
"dude, weren't you carrying the camping tent?"
"nah, i told nate i had to go take a leak and schluffed that heavy fucker off onto him."
or
"why am i the god damn designated driver tonight?? i need to find a way to schluff this shite off onto someone..."
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"dude, where's your girlfriend?"
"i got sick of her naggin at me all the time, so i schluffed her off onto some grungy hobo at the gas station"
"nice"
"nah, i told nate i had to go take a leak and schluffed that heavy fucker off onto him."
or
"why am i the god damn designated driver tonight?? i need to find a way to schluff this shite off onto someone..."
or
"dude, where's your girlfriend?"
"i got sick of her naggin at me all the time, so i schluffed her off onto some grungy hobo at the gas station"
"nice"
by phallustexas June 13, 2009
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Someone who takes the easy way out of everything.
a pointless, directionless, good for nothing.
Someone who takes the easy way out of everything.
a pointless, directionless, good for nothing.
by Mike Early May 19, 2006
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