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Get the Per Schlanka mug.Being extremely intoxicated, to the point when you say the word it sounds normal. Usually involves large quantities of premium malt beverages and gratuitous amounts of friends.
"Hey Jenny! Steve, Scott and Jimmy were extremely Schlonkered after playing 18 holes with your Grandpa."
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Get the Schlonkered mug.Old book about an ugly creature with a long schlong written by Mary Schlankey when she was 19. Victor Frankenschlank created the creature in his apartment as a student and the creature ganked some lives and schlanked Victor's life up.
Dude1: Hey, man, did you finish that schlank of a book, Schlankenstein for English class yet?
Dude2: Yea man the ending was pretty schlanken, man!!!
Dude2: Yea man the ending was pretty schlanken, man!!!
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Get the Schlankenstein mug.Possibly one of the coolest people you will ever be lucky enough to meet. Super awesome, and probably good looking. If you're friends with someone who has this name, stay friends with them, and possibly date them if you can.
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