Schmegma

1. similar to frumunda cheese, or the chesey shit you find under your nutsack near the gooch, quite similar to belly button lint. often the reason for scratching your nuts till you break the skin and profuse bleeding occurs.
2. Schmegma on Toast, also known as S.O.T., is a popular band in the ridgewood area, you should all be lining up right now to lick my schmegma away. hazaa bitches.

"This schmegma tastes good on my toast"
"yea i know, its like an orgy in my mouth, where'd you get it"
"it was under my nut sack near my gooch"
"tasty"
"i know"
"blow me"
"ok"
"what"
"nothing"

by Carm and Bucky December 26, 2004

Schemastick

Schemastick v.:

A word combining excuse, me, and, my, stick, which could refer to anything cylindrical shaped.

"Schemastick."
"Sure you can get past"

by KnightmrInArmr January 20, 2005

schema hormintz

The "schema hormintz" is executed when you are hiding in your own smoke to confuse the enemy players. It is used in the videogame "Counter Strike Global Offensive"

Did you see what s1mple just did?
Yeah, it's called schema hormintz, 200iq play if you ask me.

by PlayboiZsolti December 2, 2020

schmegmata

1. (Noun) The holy mark of anointing recieved upon the forehead after being struck by the holy uncut phallus.

Karen recieved the schmegmata after John smacked that bitch in the head with his dirty dick

by Upsidedown96 December 15, 2022

Scheiss-schegander

From the German root “scheiss”(shit) w a combo Americano “ gander” thrown in, it refers to an anal obsessive frequently ,but not always, gay male who is into burying his face into others natal clefts. Not to be confused with the “fecal eater “- their low class cousin

I saw this porno where this scheiss-schegander buried her
Face into this dudes big hairy ass: it was a
Site.

by Davedale July 31, 2019

schematics

the region on the female body where the breasts meet creating a deep trench or cleavage that is pleasing to the male eye thus evoking a pleasing feeling leading to an erection

Andrea had very valuptuous schematics.

by bella87 March 9, 2007

schmegma

A schticker Schounding way to pronounce smegma,smegma already a word found in Webster's dictionary(some editions).Smegma as Webster's defines it;(from memory); a foul smelling cheeselike sebaceous secretion,accumulating around the clitoris of female genitalia, or under the foreskin of male genitalia. Damn funny no matter how you schpell it.

I had schmegma schtuck in my teeth, I schould schtop drinkin schomeday.

by terryzz February 15, 2009