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Beaming Schatner off the Enterprise

Yet another colorful coloquialism for taking a dump: "Beaming" for the act of evacuation, "Schatner" as in the past tense of To shit (shat), and "off the Enterprise" denoting out of the anus (as in "the prize to be entered").

Not to be confused with Beaming Dr. Bones onto the Enterprise; the act of anal sex.
Man! Your mom's cooking is so bad it had me beaming Schatner off the Enterprise all night!
by Tenacious Faulker October 16, 2008
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schart

when your fart and shit at the same time.
when you are with your friends and one of them farts,and said fart sounds so wet you look at them and ask"did you just schart yourself"
by big e 6996 March 3, 2010
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Schanhals

A last name originating from Germany/Austria, brought over to the United States of America by the Schanhals (Schanholtz) family in the early 1900s; very unpopular last name.
enter first name here Schanhals
by XDChelseaXD March 25, 2009
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Scharron

pronounced: shuu-rawn.

also pronounced, share-rone.
1.the best fuckinn friend everrrr. she is hilarious!
tha muhh'fuckin girl.
2. can also mean the act of being skraight ghetto.
1. i love Scharron she's so nice.
2. this girl just Scharron'd me for no reason!
by courtno October 4, 2010
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Schandelmeier

Some of the most creative and talented people out there
Wow! That's a really good painting... it must be a Schandelmeier.
by bipolarbrigid November 5, 2011
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scarnage

Carnage that leaves a mental scar.
Aw man, do you remember the time we went to that food place over there? That was some real scarnage that came out of me that night.
by mal ete February 20, 2017
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scharfenberger

A former nazi last name, a little racist but still a funny good guy.
"Did you hear what he said?" Yep, that's just typical Scharfenberger behavior.
by xxxkitkatxxx May 3, 2021
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