scotting

The act of creeping, or being sketchy toward a female. Memorzing her schedule, randomly showing up in places that you expect her to be, lurking on lobbies or hallways because you like her.

Girl 1: Look there's tom!
Girl 2: That's the second time he's been the same place as me today!
Girl 1: Girl, he's totally scotting on you.

by alksfjdf May 3, 2009

Scotting

Scotting: when you vigorously claim an ability, explain how you are very good at said ability, take bets on ability, until it is time to prove the ability. This is the point where the person is to busy (or other excuses) to prove ability.

"I can kick a soccer ball further than anyone! Any bets? Great we will do it." On day of event can’t find a place to change his shoes. He is scotting out.

by jmp99_99 August 13, 2014

Snatting

The process of using Snapchat. Like a modern version of talking to someone, except you use pictures and limited words.

Guy 1: I've been Snatting with Rachel for days now..

Guy 2: What the hell is Snatting?!

Guy 1: I've been Snapchatting her!

Guy 2: Ahh right sweet!

by GeorgeKnight September 1, 2013

scotting

a verb. The act of masturbation for a man.

I came home last night and my roommate was scotting in the living room.

by Jhereg November 7, 2007

Spatting

When two or more women sit naked, spread eagle across from each other and force themselves to shoot cum at the one across from them.

The two women sat across from one another spatting until they looked like a marshmallow had exploded.

by George Mahoney October 25, 2018

twat swatting

The lesbian version of cock blocking; when someone messes with a dyke's mojo

Yo, I'm sorry about last night's twat swatting. I didn't realize you had a girl with you. I'm sorry if I interrupted anything.

This femme's ex-boyfriend just didn't know when to quit! He wouldn't leave us the hell alone! Fucking twat swatter.

by JkT October 20, 2005

scattling

The act of applying one's fecal matter (scat) onto objects which are not designed for this purpose. Typically scattling refers to applying scat to another person, with or without their knowledge, and often in a discreet or secretive approach. Humans, cats, gravel roads and fruit are common targets for scattling.

J: "Man, that guy at the DMV was such an asshole, now I have to fill out all this paperwork"
R: "Well, just get even with a little scattling"
J: "What?"
R: "You know, just put a little fecal matter on the forms before you turn them back in. He won't even notice until his hands smell"

by jewelsjewels March 19, 2009