home made water-pipe, constructed from a polyethylene terephthalate Gatorade container, primarily utilised for smoking cannabis and or cannabis resin.
Thats a crap gatorade saxophone: the downpipe is too high and the shot gun hole is too far foward, i don't have guerilla-hands like you mother fucker.
by MadFarmerBerry October 12, 2017
Get the gatorade saxophone mug.1.) The greatest instrument ever created.
2.) What Jesus would play if he were in band
3.) The sexiest instrument ever.
4.) Fuckin Epic.
2.) What Jesus would play if he were in band
3.) The sexiest instrument ever.
4.) Fuckin Epic.
by Rachel Fuckin Brown =] March 18, 2009
Get the Baritone Saxophone mug.Related Words
1. An instrument that is superior in all ways to any other saxophones,
especially the alto. The ultimate sex machine, designed initially to woo ladies
and cause spontaneous pants removal, but later used in jazz music. The weapon
of choice for godly figures, like Thor and Mars.
2. An instrument that requires a hefty amount of hallucinogenic drugs to
generate the optimal improvisational solo.
3. A tool of great justice.
especially the alto. The ultimate sex machine, designed initially to woo ladies
and cause spontaneous pants removal, but later used in jazz music. The weapon
of choice for godly figures, like Thor and Mars.
2. An instrument that requires a hefty amount of hallucinogenic drugs to
generate the optimal improvisational solo.
3. A tool of great justice.
1. "Damn, Michael Brecker can do whatever the hell he wants to with a tenor
sax."
"Yeah, I bet he can feed hungry orphans with that thing."
2. "Dude, Coltrane must have been smoking something good when he played Giant
Steps, because these changes are fucking redonkulous."
3. " And then I foiled his evil plan with my Tenor Saxophone."
sax."
"Yeah, I bet he can feed hungry orphans with that thing."
2. "Dude, Coltrane must have been smoking something good when he played Giant
Steps, because these changes are fucking redonkulous."
3. " And then I foiled his evil plan with my Tenor Saxophone."
by A Very Saxy Man January 21, 2009
Get the Tenor Saxophone mug.Likely one of the lowest members of the Saxophone family. Stands at around 6 1/2 feet tall and weighs around 45-50 pounds. Less than 30 are believed to exist worldwide.
Has a wide range and a broad, mellow tone. Lower notes can be low enough to sound alike to human ears. Generally not specifically needed but a nice addition to most symphonies, if they can find one...
Should you go looking for this elusive beast, a good place to start would be the Eppelsheim company based out of Munich. Retail price is will set you back about $25,000-$30,000.
Good Luck.
Has a wide range and a broad, mellow tone. Lower notes can be low enough to sound alike to human ears. Generally not specifically needed but a nice addition to most symphonies, if they can find one...
Should you go looking for this elusive beast, a good place to start would be the Eppelsheim company based out of Munich. Retail price is will set you back about $25,000-$30,000.
Good Luck.
Guy 1: What is that you're playing?
Guy 2: It's a Contrabass Saxophone.
Guy 1: Whoah...
Guy 2: Yup. I had to mortgage my house and use my kid's college money to afford it, but it was soooo worth it.
Guy 2: It's a Contrabass Saxophone.
Guy 1: Whoah...
Guy 2: Yup. I had to mortgage my house and use my kid's college money to afford it, but it was soooo worth it.
by jump5 March 21, 2011
Get the Contrabass Saxophone mug.The largest and lowest saxophone. It weighs around 90lbs, there are only 4 in the United States, it's pitched in Eb, and it is the most awesome thing in existence. Most sax players say their lives would be complete if they could play it.
by El Manisero May 29, 2010
Get the Contrabass Saxophone mug.A fellatio technique where the giver is cupping and massaging the testicles and moving the fingers as if the person was playing a saxophone upside down.
by Tonytouch January 31, 2008
Get the Upside-down Saxophone mug.The bass saxophone is a torture machine designed to crush the user to death or suck all air out of them. It is commonly used by the Incredible Hulk and must be pushed on a cart. It is real common to find it in the tuba section since it is rejected by all other woodwinds. It has also been used in World War II to knockout German troops.
Alto: What instrument do you play?
Bass: The Bass saxophone
Alto: Go speak with the director
Band director: Rejected instruments include Bass saxophone, tuba, baritone, oboe, and trombones.
Bass: The Bass saxophone
Alto: Go speak with the director
Band director: Rejected instruments include Bass saxophone, tuba, baritone, oboe, and trombones.
by Canofbeanns July 1, 2018
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