a part of Brevard County Florida right on the beach, but you can not see the ocean due to the stupid condos. majority of the population is old people and they drive wayyy to slow. if your driving at night its an automatic ticket if your not in your mid 20's. to go anywhere interesting you have to drive over a bridge. it is home to the amazing CHICKEN GRINGO, and the not so amazing football team but seem to still be worth 5 bucks to see. you have to love friday nights!
by beachballmaniac December 16, 2008
Get the Satellite Beach mug.Overlooking the sprawling hills, mighty oak trees and quaint meth trailers of Avery Ln., one will find the epicenter of the greatest satellite installation team know to modern man. Tom Little and his child prodigy, Lucas, worked for years together installing high quality satellite television throughout the greater Prunedale Metro area. Their dedication to friendly service, top shelf equipment and sheer know how made them a shining beacon of home entertainment.
The practice was simple; Tom would greet with a hearty handshake and then set to work preparing the specifications needed for and efficient and quick install. Measurements for access holes were drilled, cable laid throughout the foundation, signal checks and angles aligned.
Luke would go into your kitchen, survey the outlying perimeter of the refrigerator, and in 2 to 2 1/2 hours would have sushi made with rice (most definitely burned and rendering your rice cooker unusable ever again), salmon (which you didnt even know you had OR were saving for a special occasion) and a plate of skirt steak with A-1. After leaving every appliance and light switch in the ON position, Luke would, most likely, take a gigantic shit in your bathroom.
You cant train for service this exceptional.
Tom would present amazing business cards printed in the finest letterhead.
Luke would leave orange peels underneath your couch and knock over a bottle of wine he just opened onto the carpet.
Tom's "Customer Service is Job #1" attitude would ensure the word spread that American Satellite was a force to be reckoned with.
Luke would install a dish in the middle of your driveway or hood of your car. Then he would get a blowjob from your sister. He's that good.
Tom would tell Luke to paint your washing machine green.
Luke would kinda start painting, and then give up.
Tom would punch your goat in the ribs.
Luke would spill bongwater on your couch.
Sometimes they ran out of gas on the highway.
More often then not, they delighted families and left an undeniable mark on the community of satellite television. Let the entire installation community know: You've got American Satellite to contend with.
The practice was simple; Tom would greet with a hearty handshake and then set to work preparing the specifications needed for and efficient and quick install. Measurements for access holes were drilled, cable laid throughout the foundation, signal checks and angles aligned.
Luke would go into your kitchen, survey the outlying perimeter of the refrigerator, and in 2 to 2 1/2 hours would have sushi made with rice (most definitely burned and rendering your rice cooker unusable ever again), salmon (which you didnt even know you had OR were saving for a special occasion) and a plate of skirt steak with A-1. After leaving every appliance and light switch in the ON position, Luke would, most likely, take a gigantic shit in your bathroom.
You cant train for service this exceptional.
Tom would present amazing business cards printed in the finest letterhead.
Luke would leave orange peels underneath your couch and knock over a bottle of wine he just opened onto the carpet.
Tom's "Customer Service is Job #1" attitude would ensure the word spread that American Satellite was a force to be reckoned with.
Luke would install a dish in the middle of your driveway or hood of your car. Then he would get a blowjob from your sister. He's that good.
Tom would tell Luke to paint your washing machine green.
Luke would kinda start painting, and then give up.
Tom would punch your goat in the ribs.
Luke would spill bongwater on your couch.
Sometimes they ran out of gas on the highway.
More often then not, they delighted families and left an undeniable mark on the community of satellite television. Let the entire installation community know: You've got American Satellite to contend with.
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Verb: Inappropriate touching causing feelings of unease to the touched party.
Also a scale of 1 to 10 by which to measure inappropriate touching, 1 being a creepy limp hand stroking 10 being full molestation.
Also a scale of 1 to 10 by which to measure inappropriate touching, 1 being a creepy limp hand stroking 10 being full molestation.
I don't like that guy, my friend said he savilled her the other night, only a 2 though if it was 3 he would have got a punch in the face.
Careful, when you're drunk you tend to saville people a bit.
Careful, when you're drunk you tend to saville people a bit.
by reptilebetty November 3, 2012
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Girls are sluts too, and the dudes are assholes
NEVER GO TO SATELLITE HIGH SCHOOL!!!
Girls are sluts too, and the dudes are assholes
NEVER GO TO SATELLITE HIGH SCHOOL!!!
by Mike Skye December 3, 2013
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Get the jew satellite mug.The point of no return in a long tedious meeting when attendee's brains are no longer capable of rational thought, and all meaningful contributions generate into Jimmy Saville impressions
Like an event horizon, once crossed there is nothing you can do to go back.
Like an event horizon, once crossed there is nothing you can do to go back.
dave: i know this meeting's dragging on, but we need to come to a decision.
paul: OK, ok, now then - (preparing to make a salient point)
(gary): now then now then
(jim): jewellery jewellery
paul: no, look I'm serious. Dave, do you...
(sally): ...like the music of Showaddywaddy?
(gary): OK that's it folks, we're over the Saville Horizon. We're not going to get any further - let's come back to this tomorrow
(meeting ends)
paul: OK, ok, now then - (preparing to make a salient point)
(gary): now then now then
(jim): jewellery jewellery
paul: no, look I'm serious. Dave, do you...
(sally): ...like the music of Showaddywaddy?
(gary): OK that's it folks, we're over the Saville Horizon. We're not going to get any further - let's come back to this tomorrow
(meeting ends)
by pignudger July 29, 2010
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