A new religion that worships the divine fabric... Satin. Not Satan and all of that bullshit, but SATIN. The church of satin is decorated with satin draping all around the walls, the congregation and priest dresses in satin robes, and the priest just talks about satin, and probably uses a lot of fabric related puns.
It is formed mostly just to confuse radical conservative Christians who will inevitably mistake it for satanism. It'd be the next best parody religion to pastafarianism.
It is formed mostly just to confuse radical conservative Christians who will inevitably mistake it for satanism. It'd be the next best parody religion to pastafarianism.
"The priest at the church of satinism gave a long sermon about how our creator satin fabricated us into existence..."
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N. A restaurant in which the food is so terrible that one must imagine it tastes amazing in order to consume it.
Imagination Stations are most commonly found in high school cafeterias or college dining halls, or places that are only visited because they are convenient
Imagination Stations are most commonly found in high school cafeterias or college dining halls, or places that are only visited because they are convenient
Ed: Hey man you wanna go slurp some sludge at the dining hall?
Dale: Might as well dude, that Imagination Station is the only place around here for miles.
Dale: Might as well dude, that Imagination Station is the only place around here for miles.
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a station rat is someone who hangs around at stations scabbing ciggys that wears clothes like dada, wu tang, everlast, addidas, champion etc
also shoes like pull ons with no laces, dirty white addidas, everlast runners etc.
They usually were old caps/hats with the brim bent into a triangular shape with the back of the hat tide with a hair tie or something if its to big for ther head.
Most of their clothes are out of date and look like they have been bought from a op shop basically they are stuck in the early 90's.
They usually have bad/crooked teeth or no teeth at all and look like they have slept the night at the station they smoke and take all sorts of drugs and drink alcohol at the station.
a station rat is someone who hangs around at stations scabbing ciggys that wears clothes like dada, wu tang, everlast, addidas, champion etc
also shoes like pull ons with no laces, dirty white addidas, everlast runners etc.
They usually were old caps/hats with the brim bent into a triangular shape with the back of the hat tide with a hair tie or something if its to big for ther head.
Most of their clothes are out of date and look like they have been bought from a op shop basically they are stuck in the early 90's.
They usually have bad/crooked teeth or no teeth at all and look like they have slept the night at the station they smoke and take all sorts of drugs and drink alcohol at the station.
Person1:"ey man did you see that nova chick at ringwood station she looks like a guy!"
Person2:"yeh shes a feral ass station rat!"
Person1:"hey did you see that station rat kid scabbing ciggys off people"
Person2:"Yeah what a rat i feel sorry for his parents and he looks like he should still be in primary school"
Person2:"yeh shes a feral ass station rat!"
Person1:"hey did you see that station rat kid scabbing ciggys off people"
Person2:"Yeah what a rat i feel sorry for his parents and he looks like he should still be in primary school"
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Get the procrastination station mug.A small town in Ohio, reletively close to Cleveland. Small town with small schools. Colors? Green and white. Green? Oh don't act like you don't know why. It's because of the exreme popularity of the green among almost everyone in the community. Also known as Narnia, because you probably can't find it unless you're not looking for it.
Columbia Station is a small town, can't find it unless you aren't looking. Similar to Narnia, yeah, it can fit in your wardrobe.
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