Staticus

An individual whom enjoys being on the receiving end of Anal and Facials whilst playing a banjo to the tune of "its raining men". Can sometimes be to the tune of "YMCA".

"Did you hear Dustin was into staticus? He was with Joe last night!"

by rejectionh December 11, 2022

Sagacious

A sagacious is a dick curved at an angle so much that it pokes either the left or right ovary when fucking a female.

I fucked a dude with a Sagacious and I think I may have bruised an ovary. It really just felt like my left ovary was being fucked and not my pussy

by Sexymarx June 4, 2019

saltacious

The character of saltiness. A saltacious person "gets salty" with others.

"Look, you jerk. Don't be saltacious with me. You're the one who fucked up here.

by Docula June 1, 2016

Cotching stations

Designated place of cotch

"All aboard cotching stations" - Sat down, sufficient munch, swill with TV remotes and xbox controllers to boot in reachable distances. The key is little movement as possible and ultimately cotched. Dream.

by potts27 October 14, 2011

sarcophillis satanicus

1.the act of putting an entire prescription all of your shengralanturn and not going to sleep, only to fall asleep at the wheel at 9 a.m. and crash your car into another person's car. However your head is so hard as it breaks the windshield that nothing else happens.

2. tazmanian devil

Sarco, was crazy on sunday night and satanicused himself.

by DJ TOEJAM June 4, 2004

Salacious

A fetish for hookers urinating on the bed an ex- US president slept on, while in Russia

There were salacious details in the report

by Smarmy McQueasy November 5, 2017

sextatious

something verry verry sexy, such as the english

i am english and therefore sextatious because of my cute english accent and also just plainly because i am english

by axe2005 November 21, 2005