People that worship the only real evil in the world, Green apple Jolly Rancher water flavoring. This group of people are the worst of the worst, more horrible than regular Satanists and the KKK combined.
Guy one: hey, have you heard of the Green Apple Satanists?
Guy two: stay away from them! They'll sacrifice then eat your new born
Guy two: stay away from them! They'll sacrifice then eat your new born
by DevoutPumkanist May 19, 2017
Get the Green Apple Satanistsmug. friends who are wild, party, or freethinkers. The idea of a heathen, pagan, or non believer. similiar to "me and my heathen friends"
by TheOldestGenX May 12, 2024
Get the Satanist Buddiesmug. Satanists gatherings are usually filled with heavy metal music, weirdos, and the leader who looks like who was raised by meth heads.
by DrTre902 October 30, 2022
Get the Satanistsmug. People who push their will upon you because they feel they are free thinkers, and everyone should masturbate to their own egos like they do.
Satan(hebrew for adversary)
Satanist(someone who worships their own worst enemy)
Themselves.
Ego worship!
Satan(hebrew for adversary)
Satanist(someone who worships their own worst enemy)
Themselves.
Ego worship!
by Toldyasooo February 9, 2022
Get the Satanistmug. Certainly not a Luciferian: Satanists are similar though and some of the things they do are evil, when Luciferians avoid dogma, a Satanist belongs to a serious cult misinterpreted as evil. But Anton LaVey would not approve of inappropriate behaviour. For example they have 9 guidelines, not 11, that is the similarity between a Satanist and a Luciferian.
Me: I'm a Luciferian, the bearer of light.
Satanist: Why? I must punish you with cruelty and no mercy.
Me: Listen you arsehole, I have a similar rule to do the evil of punishing your stupidity, I'll wring your neck!
(I wring a Satanist's neck)
(Satanist beats me with a chain like an animal, equally punishing me)
Satanist: Why? I must punish you with cruelty and no mercy.
Me: Listen you arsehole, I have a similar rule to do the evil of punishing your stupidity, I'll wring your neck!
(I wring a Satanist's neck)
(Satanist beats me with a chain like an animal, equally punishing me)
by badmouth June 12, 2018
Get the Satanistmug. Person 1: You know karen?
Person 2: Oh yeah isn't she the Satanist who killed all them people?
Person 1: Oh My God! I heard a rumor that she dry humped Satan at a sacrificial birthday party for her 7 year old cousin who had peppa pig in his colon.
Person 2: OMG! PEPPA WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HIS COLON!
Person 2: Oh yeah isn't she the Satanist who killed all them people?
Person 1: Oh My God! I heard a rumor that she dry humped Satan at a sacrificial birthday party for her 7 year old cousin who had peppa pig in his colon.
Person 2: OMG! PEPPA WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HIS COLON!
by Defo not Karen August 26, 2019
Get the Satanistmug. This is a shitty religion made up by the quirky people of tiktok
religion has to have a belief of life behind it, a reason for life and usually a God
Satanism is the belief that you can do what you want which is idiotic
religion has to have a belief of life behind it, a reason for life and usually a God
Satanism is the belief that you can do what you want which is idiotic
Person 1 "Hey did you hear about Jj? apprently he's a Satanist now"
Person 2"Hes a fucking idiot mannn"
Person 2"Hes a fucking idiot mannn"
by Angel<33 June 18, 2022
Get the Satanistmug.