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satanic corndogs

1) Corndogs made, for all intentions and purposes, to resemble the penis ov lucifer.

2) Corndogs that are in conspiracy with satan.

3) Corndogs that are satanic.
I love to engourge myself with a delectable meal ov wine, sausage, venison and SATANIC CORNDOGS.
by incipitsathanas March 14, 2008
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Satanic Communism

A movement and an ideology.
Where as ordinary communist are athest satanic communist believe in and worship Satan as there god and are opposed to all other religions. They also believe in the communist form of government and economy.
They seek to overthrow all the govenments in the world and enstate the worship of Satan and the communist form of government and economy.
They also also seek to annihilate all forms of fundamentalism and to make society very sexually prosiscus.
He's into Satanic Communism.
by Judge dredd7 September 4, 2011
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satanic ritual abuse

Satanic Ritual Abuse (SRA) can be defined as the psychological, sexual, and/or physical assault forced on an unwilling human victim and committed by one or more Satanists according to a prescribed ritual, the primary aim of which is to fulfill the need to worship the Christian devil, Satan.

Whether or not SRA actually exists has been a controversial topic since 1980. Although most people in some US states and Canadian provinces believed during the late 1980s and early 1990s that SRA was widespread, there is a near consensus among investigators at this time that SRA is either nonexistent or occurs at an extremely low and undetectable level.

It is important to realize that the above definition is relatively restrictive. It excludes a number of behaviors which are known to exist:

Abuse by non-Satanic, abusive pedophiles 2 who pretend to be Satanists in order to gain better control of their victims through fear.
Mass murderers by a person who claims to be a Satanist and who tries to use the "Devil made me do it" defense when captured. They are generally found to have little or no knowledge of Satanism.
Abuse and murder by psychotic individuals and psychopaths who are primarily motivated by their mental illness, not by any religious belief system.
Abuse by non-Satanists who engage in behaviors like SRA but are motivated by Christian or other beliefs.
Many cases of False Memory Syndrome involve bizarre and often impossible events, such as in cases of Satanic Ritual Abuse.
by Lloyd February 25, 2004
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satanic playboy

A Catholic that says hes a satanist but was actually raped by the priest then said he was satanist. He says he took college in elementary and has pink hair like he wants to be an anime chick.He fell in love with his left hand. He always says something sexual to every guy he knows.
by donnytells November 16, 2016
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Satanic diarrhea

There is regular diarrhea, then of course there is super diarrhea. Satanic diarrhea makes super diarrhea seem a pleasant walk through a pleasant green field of wild flowers.

Super diarrhea often results in needing to buy a whole new wardrobe due to contamination, and 9 out of 10 people who suffer from this affliction end up burning their house down afterward because that shit smell ain't going anywhere anytime soon.

Those fortunate enough to make it to appropriate facilities in time, will often times have their anus blown out by at least 4 inches and honestly, even if you're on the toilet, it's somehow going to find it's way onto the walls and ceiling.
Hey man, what happened to Joe? Last week he got a promotion and bought himself a great car and started to fuck a really hot chick. Now he just rolls back and forth in the corner and cries like a common furfag(or emo)

Ya man, he got the Satanic diarrhea last weak, poor bastard.

Oh...I see...so that's why his anus is blown out.

Yes, and now he's going out with a walpurgisnatch bitch.
by Kronen V May 6, 2010
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Satanic punk

A type of music that is a mixture of satanic rock and punk rock.
by Deep blue 2012 October 22, 2009
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Satanic preacher

Someone who gives sermons out of the satanic bible. Often at a satanic rock or satanic heavy metal concert.
by Deep blue 2012 October 28, 2009
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