Sarging

When you mooch off everyone and then pretend you didn't.

Are you sarging me tonight?

by Bellvosky October 18, 2018

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Sarge

A self-appointed, self-aggrandizing nickname chosen by a loser who wants to appear important or cool, despite the fact that they were never in the military and were never cool.

Person 1: That dick wants everyone to call him Sarge now.

Person 2: Yeah, what a loser! Nobody actually calls him that except some kids and a demented old man.

by PuppetFister February 18, 2023

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Sarge

noun;
An insult used to refer to someone when they are being; stubborn, short-tempered, and/or ignorant.

“You’re being a total fucking sarge right now, bro..”

“I am NOT short-tempered, dude.”

by derkswus January 27, 2021

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sarge out

To reprimand or berate harshly, either with or without copious amounts of profanity, in the style of a drill sergeant. To ream out.

I watched my boss sarge out a coworker after he was caught napping on the toilet on company time.

by Hannibal Cannabis September 29, 2023

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Red Sarge

The despicable act of hitting on one’s relative in hopes of a late-night bang session. Common among inbreds.

“Man did you see Gary at his brother-in-laws wedding? He was totally trying to pull a red sarge with his cousin! I bet he drives a Batmobile painted in Bama crimson.

by BobBerry69 April 9, 2025

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