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Samsung galexy note 7 

samsung's fuck up of a phone, that when you charge it it becomes the equivalent of a bomb.
person 1:"hey, I just got a Samsung galexy note 7."

person 2:"so you bought a bomb that can call and text?"

person 1:" and play games."

Samsung sam 

A hot ass virtual assistant made by samsung to be used on their phones
You: Hey man let me see your phone for a sec

*Friend hands you his phone and you check out samsung sam and walk to the bathroom with the phone*

(5 min later)

You: wow very interesting

*you hand phone back*

Friend:why's my phone so sticky now

Samsung galaxy note 9 

10 iPhone XSs for less than 1000 bucks
I bought the best phone in the universe, the Samsung galaxy note 9
Samsung galaxy note 9 by Harambe808 December 30, 2018

Samsung Galaxy S 

A type of smartphone that is better than iPhone.
Dude 1: Look at this guy! He has Samsung Galaxy S! Where did you get them?
Dude 2: In the AT&T store.
Samsung Galaxy S by JC1199154 April 28, 2020

Samsung Girl 

Samsung's very own virtual assistant known as Sam or simply Samsung Girl. The internet is crazy for her.
Ey bro, check out this Samsung girl.
Hold up, lemme search up rule34s of her.

Samsung Smart Fridge

A Fridge used to store items but you can use Twitter on it
Person A: im gaming on fortnite rn on 420 frames per seconds bruh moment 1v1 me rn

Person B: Pathetic. Im gaming on my Samsung Smart Fridge on 3 frames per second. Your pathetic CISCO C880 M5 V5 8S 6TB 128GB DIMMS AND PLATINUM 8180M will never top my Samsung Smart Fridge
Person A: Fuck you 1v1 me Peasant